by jrob Moderator 28 Jul 2008

"Twenty Years"


A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their bed. She puts on her
robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot
cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from
his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she
steps into the room, 'Why are you down here
at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just
remembering when we first met 20 years ago
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
remember back then?' he asks solemnly.

The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just
thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is.

'Yes, I do,' she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily. 'Do you
remember when your dad caught us in the back
seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself
into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when
he shoved that shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
you to jail for 20 years. '

'I remember that, too,' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....

'I would have gotten out today . . ..'

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by grannyo 29 Jul 2008

I have to give this to my husband of 36 years. lol

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by gerryvb 29 Jul 2008

this is a good one !!

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jrob by jrob 29 Jul 2008

love your ole ball and chain!

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by elaine45 29 Jul 2008

What a jerk....I think i may know a few just like him. Ha

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by pafhen 29 Jul 2008

lol Jrob, I am rolling on the floor, that one made me really crack up!

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jrob by jrob 29 Jul 2008

good!

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by marjialexa Moderator 29 Jul 2008

Too cute, Jerrilyn!! M

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by anna25775 29 Jul 2008

thanks for the laugh :) *

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by mops Moderator 29 Jul 2008

Thank you, my day started with a good laugh, now I'm ready for my dentist's appointment.

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by shirleysisson 29 Jul 2008

Thanks for starting my day with a laugh, Jerrilyn. *4U

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by nglover1 28 Jul 2008

Funny 4U

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by jayemcee46 28 Jul 2008

saving this one to pass around, should give one or two of my friends a giggle, (me included) thanx jrob Jo

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by mad14kt 28 Jul 2008

WOW...twenty years is not that long after all ;) *2U

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by marymoore 28 Jul 2008

that was a good one

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pafhen by pafhen 29 Jul 2008

awww this is just too cute Mary...

grannyo by grannyo 29 Jul 2008

I love this little puppy! *4U hehehe

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by adelmarie 28 Jul 2008

lol

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by misscharlie 28 Jul 2008

lololololol *

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by 100pandas 28 Jul 2008

Very funny. I often tell my husband if I had of murdered him instead of marrying him I would be a free woman by now. I do love him though.

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by dgrammy 28 Jul 2008

Oh he's so bad ,but funny

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by simplyrosie 28 Jul 2008

I about swalled my water down the wrong pipe while I was reading this... :-) lol

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jrob by jrob 28 Jul 2008

sorry....didn't mean to cause any casualties!;)

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