by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

THE PASTOR'S CAT...


This particular story just made me laugh. Every time I think about it, the vision of that poor cat just amuses me to no end. Hope the story leaves a bright spot in your day.

Dwight Nelson recently told a true story about the pastor of his church. He had a kitten that climbed up a tree in his backyard and then was afraid to come down. The pastor coaxed, offered warm milk, etc.

The kitty would not come down.

The tree was not sturdy enough to climb, so the pastor decided that if he tied a rope to his car and pulled it until the tree bent down, he could then reach up and get the kitten.

That's what he did, all the while checking his progress in the car. He then figured if he went just a little bit further, the tree would be bent sufficiently for him to reach the kitten. But as he moved the car a little further forward, the rope broke.

The tree went 'boing!' and the kitten instantly sailed through the air - out of sight.

The pastor felt terrible. He walked all over the neighborhood asking people if they'd seen a little kitten. No. Nobody had seen a stray kitten.

So he prayed, 'Lord, I just commit this kitten to your keeping,' and went on about his business.

A few days later he was at the grocery store, and met one of his church members. He happened to look into her shopping cart and was amazed to see cat food.

This woman was a cat hater and everyone knew it, so he asked her, 'Why are you buying cat food when you
hate cats so much?' She replied, 'You won't believe this,' and then told him how her little girl had been begging her for a cat, but she kept refusing.

Then a few days before, the child had begged again, so the Mom finally told her little girl, 'Well, if God gives you a cat, I'll let you keep it.' She told the pastor, 'I watched my child go out in the e yard, get on her knees, and ask God for a cat. And really, Pastor, you won't believe this, but I saw it with my own eyes. A kitten suddenly came flying out of the blue sky, with its paws outspread, and landed right in front of her.'

Lesson learned: Never underestimate the Power of God and His unique sense of humor.

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by nglover1 12 Sep 2008

Shirlene I had read this story before but enjoyed it on the lighter side on a morning that I am glued to the Hurricane news. Thank You

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 12 Sep 2008

Nancy, thank you!

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by stitchship 12 Sep 2008

I love this story, I read it a few years ago, and I still love it. It really warms my heart! I believe it. We have see God do some pretty neat things in our lives. Have a blessed day! Thanks for sharing it. :) It brightened my day!

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 12 Sep 2008

stitchship - the good ones are always great to read time and time again - thanks!

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by marjialexa Moderator 12 Sep 2008

Oh, Shirlene, I just saw this, and I'm laughing so hard, trying to type this answer with a black kitten on my lap. God's sense of humor, indeed!! And do be careful how you phrase those prayers. Poor kitten, flying thur the air like that. But maybe in bad times we're like the kitty, wondering why this is happening, afraid, before we get plopped down in front of the little girl who's going to be our new 'mommy'. Waiting to see where I'll land, Marji

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 12 Sep 2008

Marji, you got me laughing again. Yes, isn't life just like that? Hehehe!

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by kezza2sew 11 Sep 2008

now shirlene, that's why you get the big Flowers....
Very funny dear..

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Oh Kerry, how sweet - hehehe! *4U

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by ukongrdn 11 Sep 2008

thank you for your story. i needed a good laugh, and it put a smile on my face too.

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

ukingrdn, I am please to have helped - Hehehe! *4U

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by sanc 10 Sep 2008

This is priceless. I am going to try to copy it to send to several others.

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

sanc, you might as well - that is what I did - Hehehe! Hope they enjoy it, too! *4U

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by lbrow 10 Sep 2008

This brought a smile to my face too shirlener. We never know what God is going to drop n our lap do we. just know that whatever he drops on us he has already made preparations for us to b able to handle it. *

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mandor64 by mandor64 10 Sep 2008

You are soooo right, dear lbrow! Mary

shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Lillinb, thank you and you are very right about that, too! *4U

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by mandor64 10 Sep 2008

Ah, ... now I know what "that" hissing sound was... ha.. ha.. Very good one! Hugs, Mary

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Mary, so happy you enjoyed it. Hehehe! *4U Shirlene!

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by blhamblen 10 Sep 2008

Is it OK to sit in front of your puter and LOL??Good thing nobody else is home! :) *4U

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Well, Barb, that was what was happening to me - see some of the other comments - Hehehe! *4U2

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by quiltgrama 10 Sep 2008

Thanks so much for the laugh. It made my night.*4u

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Lisa, dear - so happy that I did, too! Hehehe! *4U2

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by jasanne 10 Sep 2008

Oh I love it... I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type...

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jasanne by jasanne 10 Sep 2008

oops I'm sure I only submitted once.. computer got the stutters again, oh well.

shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

jasanne, I know just what you mean - lol

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by jasanne 10 Sep 2008

Oh I love it... I'm laughing so hard I can hardly type...

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by debleerl 10 Sep 2008

I laughed tears:D The Lord does work in mysterious ways and who better to be his instrument than the preacher. And to think the faith instilled in the little girl when her prayer was answered so swiftley.

Thanks for sharing*

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Oh she surely believes in the power of prayer - Hehhee!

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by anna25775 10 Sep 2008

great start to a new day Shirlene (its 00:30 here) I really had a good laugh imagining the poor kitty flying lol thank you!*

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Anna, I am glad to start your day off with that - Hehehe! I have been known to break right out in a big chuckle once or twice today - just thinking about it. *4U2

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by dlonnahawkins 10 Sep 2008

Very funny - I had to send that to my brother-in-law - he was a missionary, and has been bed ridden for over a year. he will get a kick out of that.

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Good Beth - I hope it lifts his spirits, some! Hehehe!

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by americangirl 10 Sep 2008

That's great.

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Joye, thanks!

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by colonies1 10 Sep 2008

Thanks so much for the good laugh. Poor cat........

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Oh yes, poor cat!

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by auntbaba 10 Sep 2008

Dear Shirlene,
I haven't stopped laughing since I read this story! The poor cat probably thought that he was on his way to hell!!

Thank-you so much for the great laugh!

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Oh Barb, now you have me laughing again - I am all alone and I bet my neighbors must think I am nuts. Hehehe! *4U

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by cordura5 10 Sep 2008

I am going to send this to our pastor. He sends out a 'Friday Funny' to everyone on the church email list. He'll love it!

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Oh good - I hope to hear how they responded to it. LOL

kezza2sew by kezza2sew 11 Sep 2008

yes please let us know, I just sent it off to my Christians friends also...

shirlener88 by shirlener88 11 Sep 2008

Kewl!

cordura5 by cordura5 12 Sep 2008

I don't know if he is going to send it out tomorrow or not, but he did send a note back. All it said was 'grin' I guess he liked it!

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by jayemcee46 10 Sep 2008

he he - love it passing this one on Jo

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Oh Jo, great! Hehehe!

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by mops Moderator 10 Sep 2008

Story made me laugh! Makes a bright spot in my evening (it's 10 pm here).

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shirlener88 by shirlener88 10 Sep 2008

Martine, glad that it did that - Hehehe! By now - you are in bed - maybe it will brighten your day tomorrow - if you think about it. Hehehe!

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