Remember that old folks are worth a fortune, with silver in their hair, gold in their teeth, stones in their kidneys, and gas in their stomach!
Frankly, I have become a frivolous girl in my old age...As soon as I wake up, Will Power helps me out of bed, Then I go to see John. Next it`s time for Uncle Toby, then Billy T.(Tea).They leave, an Arthur Ritis shows up and stays the rest of the day. He does not like like to stay in one place for very long, so he takes me fom joint to joint.
After such a busy day I am really tired and glad to go to bed with Johnny Walker or Jimmy Beam, Oh and also I am flirting with Al Zymer.
The preacher called around the other day and said that at my age I should be thinking of the here after. I told him, I do that all the time. If I am in the bedroom, kitchen or in the back yard, I think to myself, now what am I here after!!!!
I am not even 50 yet but have already experienced many of these symptoms!!!!!!
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Yes, I too know all the above guys, I do wish old Arthur Ritis would forget to drup by on rainy days!!!! But no luck on that ever happen.:(
The only one that I never personly meet is Mr.Jimmy Beam. I guess, I might have to invite him over somenight for a late Supper!
I am kidding. or maybe not!! Brenda Lea
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145791Aha now I know (I think) whats wrong with me. Thanks for the enlightment. Way past the 50's all these years and I didn't know what was wrong. Thanks for the laugh. *4u
3594For me it's "YDS"
Youth Deficiency Syndrome
I can totally relate...
and thanks for reminding me, i'm supposed to be uploading alpha's, not browsing community, knew I was doing something before the phone rang... DUR!
hugs n roses, M
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122864Oh Michele, haven't you heard...It's SOMETIMERS disease...sometimes I remember and sometimes I Don't :)
Don't worry after 50 it's all down hill literally :(
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by michelej
08 Oct 2008
Aha, I have already been going downhill. I love that one....Sometimers disease....
Sometimes I remember and sometimes I don`t. I already have that one...aha!!!
by mops
08 Oct 2008
And that can be very useful. Not in the mood for something, oh dear, I quite forgot you know, at my age my memory isn't what it used to be, sometimers, you know. Haha.
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