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The One Flaw In Women
By the time the Lord made woman,
He was into his sixth day of working
overtime. An angel appeared and said,
'Why are you spending so much time
on this one?'
And the Lord answered, 'Have you seen my spec sheet on her?
She has to be completely washable, but not plastic,have over 200
movable parts, all replaceable
and able to run on Diet Coke and
leftovers, have a
kiss that can cure anything from a scraped knee to a broken heart
and she will do everything
with only two hands.'
The angel was astounded at
the requirements.
'Only two hands!? No way!
And that's just on the standard model?
That's too much work for one day.
Wait until tomorrow to finish.'
'But I won't, ' the Lord protested.
'I am so close to
finishing this creation that is so close to my own heart. She already heals
herself when she is sick
and can work 18 hour days.'
The angel moved
closer and touched the woman.
'But you have made her so soft, Lord.'
'She is soft,' the Lord agreed,
'but I have also made her tough.
You have no idea what she can endure or accomplish.'
'Will
she be able to think?', asked the angel.
The Lord replied, 'Not only
will she be able to think,
she will be able to reason and
negotiate.'
The angel then noticed something,
and reaching out,
touched the woman's cheek.
'Oops, it looks like you have a leak in this model.
I told you that you were trying to put too much into this one.'
'That's not a leak,'
the Lord corrected,'that's a tear!'
'What's the tear for?' the angel asked.
The Lord said, 'The
tear is her way of expressing her joy,
her sorrow, her pain, her
disappointment, her love,
her loneliness, her g rief and her pride.'
The angel was impressed.
'You are a genius, Lord.
You thought of everything!
Woman is truly amazing.'
Yes she is! Women have
strengths that amaze men.
They bear hardships and they carry
burdens,but they hold happiness,
love and joy.
They smile when they want to scream.
They sing when they want to cry.
They cry when they are happy
and laugh when they are nervous.
They fight for what they believe in.
They stand up to injustice.
They don't take 'no' for an answer
when they believe there is a better
solution.They go without so
their family can have.
They go to the doctor with a frightened
friend.
They love unconditionally.
They cry when their children excel
and cheer when their friends get awards.
They are happy when they
hear about a birth or wedding.
Their hearts break when a friend
dies.
They grieve at the loss of a family member, yet they are strong
when they think there is no strength
left. They know that a hug and a kiss
can heal a broken heart.
Women come in all shapes, sizes and
colors.
The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
They bring joy, hope and love.
They have compassion and ideals.
They give moral support to their family and friends. Women have
vital things to say and everything to give
HOWEVER,
IF THERE IS ONE TINY FLAW IN WOMEN,
IT IS THAT THEY FORGET THEIR
WORTH.
PLEASE
pass this along to your women friends and relatives
to remind them just how
amazing they are.