by dlonnahawkins 25 Oct 2008

You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when:

10. You get winded from knocking on the door
9. You have to have another kid chew the candy for you.
8. You ask for high fiber candy only.
7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag,
you lose your balance and fall over.
6. People say: 'Great Boris Karloff Mask,'
And you're not wearing a mask.
5. When the door opens you yell, 'Trick ;or...'
And can't remember the rest.
4. By the end of the night,
you have a bag full of restraining orders.
3. You have to carefully choose a costume that won't dislodge your hairpiece.
2. You're the only Power Ranger in the
neighborhood with a walker.
1. You keep having to go home to pee.

No matter, have a HAPPY HALLOWEEN anyway.

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Comments (16)

by geruvyme 27 Oct 2008

luv it!

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by nglover1 27 Oct 2008

Funny Thank You for a good laugh. A flower for you

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by nova533 26 Oct 2008

love it ... Thanks for sharing. *4U

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by jrob Moderator 26 Oct 2008

dlonna....is she the WICKED step sister????? She is funny.;)

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by gramsbear 25 Oct 2008

Thanks, I needed a laugh!

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by dpickel 25 Oct 2008

Excellent! Thank you for sharing the laughs this afternoon!

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by auntbaba 25 Oct 2008

Very cute! *4U

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by dkjack 25 Oct 2008

Cute! Thank you for sharing.

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by marjialexa Moderator 25 Oct 2008

Good one!! Hee hee hee, still chuckling. Marji

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by mops Moderator 25 Oct 2008

Funny. We don't do Halloween here, but on November 11th there's St. Martin. Children go around with a lantern, often made from a beetroot, it's (beet)sugar region here, and sing a song on the doorstep. School and dentist preach healthy snacks, local supermarket has mandarin oranges and satsuma's on special offer, but you'd better make sure you have sweets! Long time since I accompanied the children...