by jrob Moderator 14 Nov 2008

Acts 2:38


This lady surprised a burglar in her kitchen. He was all loaded down with the things he was going to steal. She had no weapon and was all alone. The only thing that she could think to do was quote scripture. So, she holds up a hand and says, "ACTS 2:38!!!"

The burglar quakes in fear and then freezes
to the point that she is able to get to the
phone and call 911 for the cops. When the
cops arrive, the burglar is still frozen in
place. They are very much surprised that a
woman alone with no weapon could do this.

One of them asked the lady, "How did you do this?"

The woman replied, "I quoted scripture."

The cop turned the burglar, "What was it about the scripture that had such an effect on you?"

The burglar replied, "Scripture! What scripture? I thought she said she had an ax and two 38's."

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by sewingerr 26 Nov 2008

LOL :O))

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by jasanne 23 Nov 2008

LOL - love it :)

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by sueffb1 17 Nov 2008

To cute. Thanks for sharing. Sue

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by workbecky 17 Nov 2008

Wonderful :)

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by marjialexa Moderator 15 Nov 2008

Hee hee hee, very good!!

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by lbrow 14 Nov 2008

Isn't it wonderful what God's word can do

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blhamblen by blhamblen 17 Nov 2008

In more ways that we know :)

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by crafter2243 Moderator 14 Nov 2008

Gods word works....:)

3 comments
mops by mops 14 Nov 2008

in mysterious ways... :)

jrob by jrob 14 Nov 2008

can I get an Amen!

marymoore by marymoore 15 Nov 2008

AMEN

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