by jrob Moderator 08 Jan 2010

A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There

he meets an Aussie farmer and gets talking. The Aussie
shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, "Oh!
We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large."
Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Aussie
shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says,
"We have longhorns that are at least twice as large as
your cows." The conversation has, meanwhile, almost
died when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping
through the field. He asks, "And what are those?" The
Aussie replies with an incredulous look, "Don't you have
any grasshoppers in Texas?"

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Comments (24)

by mariahail 21 Jan 2010

hahahahahahahahahahaha, real good.***********
No we don't have grasshopper here in Texas.

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by gramsbear 20 Jan 2010

I needed that laugh, Thanx bunches for posting it!!!

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by camylow 18 Jan 2010

my hubby and I got a good kick out of that.....thanks

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by sherylac 17 Jan 2010

LOLOLOL!!!! good one Jerrilyn

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by lflanders 16 Jan 2010

Tooooo Cute! Thanks for the hee hee!

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by dlmds 16 Jan 2010

This is great, thanks for the laugh this morn. H&*

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by harmzen 16 Jan 2010

I like this one, tks for sharing

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by dlonnahawkins 15 Jan 2010

funny - I was not expecting grasshoppers - more like rabbits. LOL

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by jrob 18 Jan 2010

That is what I thought when I first was getting to the punch line, too.

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by gerryvb 14 Jan 2010

that's a good one!

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by jacquipaul 11 Jan 2010

Very cute joke.

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by clawton 11 Jan 2010

So cute!

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by manami 11 Jan 2010

it's funny Jerrilyn :)

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by crafter2243 Moderator 10 Jan 2010

Very funny.

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by mops Moderator 10 Jan 2010

Great joke!

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by jrob Moderator 10 Jan 2010

I guess because Texas will hold most foreign countries, they got the idea that it is ALL big. I found the joke very amusing. I have only seen roos in zoos, but someday.....;)

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by katydid 10 Jan 2010

Cute joke!

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by pennifold 10 Jan 2010

Isn't this a great joke? Talk about one upmanship! I know we have some mighty big animals downunder, but our Kangaroos sure take the prize here.

By the way, you think our Kangaroos are big you should see some of our spiders, lizards and creepy crawlies etc.

Only joking, Australia is no different to live in than any other country, only hotter and sometimes wetter! We surely are a country of droughts and flooding rains!

Love and blessings Chris

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