With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Okay so the next time my hubby says something about my butt, I'll just say it not what I eat it is what I know. LOL That is a good one. Have a blessed day.

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by moyed 07 Jun 2010

Thank you. yes, I am full of wisdom too,
Helen

I love this. I will use it as my excuse.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

lol

This is great now I know why we gain that extra weight. Arlene

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

got to be a reason.
Helen

YES! Finally someone got it right!
Hugs and *4U, Nadyne

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Great to have an excuse.
Helen

Oh my, this is so good. Love it. Hugs.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

lol

I knew there must have been a logical explination for it

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

And now we know.
Helen

Brilliant

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Thank you

Oh my gosh, I must say I feel a lot better after this lovely explanation. Ha,ha.
Hugs and God bless,
Marietta

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Great, hope you have a good day.
Helen

LOL!!! What a fun (and accurate) saying!! Love it.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Always knew I sat on my .......
Helen

I LOVE IT!!!

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Thank you.
Helen

Great! Wonder if we can convince Jillian & Bob (Biggest losers) that we are just geniuses

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

We could try. lol
Helen

Love it!!! Love it!!! Love it!!! I must be REALLY smart!!! Hugs, Judy

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Smart as......
Helen

This is very good, so I am a super genious!

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

absolutely.
Helen

I am a genius !

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

believe it,
Helen

In the last 10 years, I have really gotten smart!!

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

JUst think of all the knowledge you have 'stored'. lol
Helen

lol.. thats a good one.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

thank you

I must be a genius!!!!!!

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

must be, you belong to 'cute'
Helen

Thanks, for starting my day with a good laugh. I too must be bright in everything I do. LOL. Have a great weekend. Hugs Lynn

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Thank you, you have a good one too.
Helen

Hi You made my Friday. I read this blog during breakfast and you made my laugh and start the day out good. Thanks!! Suzanne

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Hope you had a good day.
Helen

Boy, am I smart. Just look at my butt. On second thought, please don't. Love it.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Of course you are smart, you belong to 'cute'
Helen

I love it

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Glad you had a laugh. Helen

I sure hope you don't mind if I copy this and use it! It got a chuckle out of me this morning and I would love to be able to put a smile on a few faces this morning. If you don't mind, I am going to distribute this little ditty to some of my more/less cultered friends so they will have an early smile!!!!! Have a great day! Linda

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Linda
go for it, the more people who read it and have a laugh the better.
Helen

Hihi, thanks that cheers me no end as I need to loose weight lol.

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by moyed 05 Jun 2010

Thank you Edith,
Helen

This is very funny.Thank you for the laugh

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Glad it made you laugh.

Try passing this with the men folk he he tooooo cute!!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Told my hubby and he laughed.

Good one!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Glad you like it.

I hate to think what my doctor is going to say when I tell him the reason I am putting on weight!!!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

lol

You crack me up. That is too funny.

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

made me laugh too.

HAHAHHAHHAH.....THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT EXPLANATION !!!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Now I know my bubby really loves me when he calls me a smart ass. lol
Helen

love it!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Thank you

That's funny

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

Thanx

Love it! This is going out to all my friends on email later! Thanks!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

That is where it came from. I have friends with "Sick" sense of humour.
Helen

by leenova54 04 Jun 2010

So do I, and relatives too! I sent it to my Dad cause he always comments on my weight!

Do these pants make me look intelligent?

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by moyed 03 Jun 2010

lol

He,he,he!

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by moyed 04 Jun 2010

lol