by kezza2sew 20 Jun 2010
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If you are a senior you will understand this one.
If you dial with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet….God willing, someday you will be….We went to breakfast at restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special was two eggs, bacon, has browns and toast for $2.99
‘Sounds good’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs’
‘Then, I’ll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte’ the waitress warned her.
‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.
‘Yes!!’ stated the waitress.
‘I’ll take the special then’ my wife said.
‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.
‘Raw and in the shell’ my wife replied.
She took the eggs home and baked a cake.
DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!
We’ve been around the block more than once!!
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by dgarner 24 Jun 2010
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I LOVE IT!!
You know, everybody seems to want to stay young, but I was EXCITED when I turned 55; I could finally legitimately order from the Seniors' menu and get the DISCOUNT!! (I LOVE saving money!) LOL
Blessings,
Diane
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by edithfarminer 22 Jun 2010
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Real funny, lol, nothing wrong with the old brainbox lol
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by turtleowl 21 Jun 2010
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Have to remember this one as I don't eat eggs but do bake with them. Figure I'd get told there was some law against serving raw eggs though.
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by 02kar Moderator 20 Jun 2010
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I love it. I read it to my husband who chuckled and said,"That sounds right". Now where is the cake, I'd love a piece.
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by designgirl 20 Jun 2010
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That is so cute. Sounds like something my husband would say and do. Hugs Lynn.
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