by mranderson 25 Feb 2011

A doctor was addressing a large audience in Sydney.....


"The material we put into our stomachs should have killed most of us sitting here, years ago. Red meat is full of steroids and dye. Soft drinks corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG. High transfat diets can be disastrous and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water. But, there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all and most of us have, or will eat it. Can anyone here tell me what food it is that causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a 70-year-old man in the front row raised his hand, and softly said, "Wedding Cake."

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by ramona 25 Feb 2011

That was so funny!!! Thanks for sharing I needed a good laugh.

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by noah 25 Feb 2011

rotfl thanks marg i needed that carolyn

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by emily16838 25 Feb 2011

giggle

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by rwalden 25 Feb 2011

That's a good one. Thanks for the laugh.

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by gerryb 25 Feb 2011

Hee hee hee! Thanks for a laugh.

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by blueeyedblonde 25 Feb 2011

I love the answer and yes I did have a good laugh! Thanks.

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by damaris 25 Feb 2011

I love it. Thanks for the laugh

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by carolyn70 25 Feb 2011

fabulous, thanks for the laugh!

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by tippi 25 Feb 2011

What a great one. Just had to laugh with this one.

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by quilter124 25 Feb 2011

Marge, I loved it and I was like pennifold, I laughed out loud.....so funny......

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by windsong1 25 Feb 2011

OMG, he's right!

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by caroldann 25 Feb 2011

Thanks Marge, I needed a good laugh this morning!
Carol

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by beckybowman 25 Feb 2011

Made me lol, thanks.

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by leenova54 25 Feb 2011

That's a good one Marg! Thanks for the giggle and have a great day!

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by melita 25 Feb 2011

Funny!!!!! I love it.

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by honeychyle 25 Feb 2011

Started my day with a laugh! Gonna be a good day today!

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by trovato 25 Feb 2011

great joke, I like it, Yvonne

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by basketkase 25 Feb 2011

Too funny!!

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by airyfairy 25 Feb 2011

Marge, thank you - this has made me laugh after a bit of a disaster with a friend's shirt!!! Sarah.

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by shirlener88 25 Feb 2011

Marge, what a hoot.

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by sadp 25 Feb 2011

Well, maybe the 70 year old knows something?!!!

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by beatie58 25 Feb 2011

LOL how wonderful...thank you Hugs Sally

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by tiply 25 Feb 2011

Thank you!!!

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by nannynorfolk 25 Feb 2011

Laughing here... :)

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by anitapatch 25 Feb 2011

Thats a good one

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by pennifold 25 Feb 2011

I laughed out loud at this wonderful statement! Love Chris

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by test 25 Feb 2011

:))))

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by jacquipaul 25 Feb 2011

hehehe

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