Of course I love ya darlin
You're a bloody top-notch birdAnd when I say you're gorgeous
I mean every single word
So ya bum is on the big side
I don't mind a bit of flab
It means that when I'm ready
There's somethin there to grab
So your belly isn't flat no more
I tell ya, I don't care
So long as when I cuddle ya
I can get my arms round there
No sheila who is your age
Has nice round perky breasts
They just gave in to gravity
But I know ya did ya best
I'm tellin' ya the truth now
I never tell ya lies
I think its very sexy
That you've got dimples on ya thighs
I swear on me nanna's grave now
The moment that we met
I thought you was as good as
I was ever gonna get
No matter what u look like
I'll always love ya dear
Now shut up while the footy's on
And fetch another beer
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This poem is so aussie it made me laugh it fits my hubby down to the ground Us Ausssie are an unique breed heheh
9459Oh Marge, I missed this when you posted it and glad somebody brought it back on top :o)
That's how "real men" say I LOVE YOU *lol*
Greetings, Bettina
33986Thank you so much for putting this on again - I have now typed it out, as I want to send it to a friend.
666Where on earth did you find that its Great in a real typical australian way Luv it ****4U
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by mranderson
17 May 2011
I received it in an e-mail. I thought it was a bit of fun. So Australian!!!!!!!!! Marg
48914685I thought this man was so beautifuland romantic until I got to the last couple of lines. Love it!
29801Yep, thats my man to a tee, the same one who bought me a chain saw when I was 7 months pregnant & complaining of having to chop the wood, & bought me a long ladder so I could reach the gutters when I said they needed cleaning out. He may have been born overseas, but my family made sure he very quickly got schooled in the Aussie ways.
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39739Oh! that is such a true blue Aussie Poem. Love it, love it, love it. Made me chuckle!!! Love Chris
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