by mranderson 24 May 2011
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A mother took her five-year-old son with her to the bank on a busy lunchtime.
They got behind a very fat woman wearing a business suit complete with pager.
After waiting patiently for a few minutes, the little boy said loudly,"Wow, She's fat!”
The mother bent down and whispered in the little boy's ear to be quiet..
A couple more minutes passed by and the little boy stretched his arms out as far as they would go and announced,"I'll bet her bum is this wide!"
The fat woman turned around and glared at the little boy.
The mother gave him a good telling off and told him to be quiet.
After a brief lull the large woman reached the front of the queue.
Just then her pager began to emit a "beep, beep, beep"
The little boy yelled out….,
"Run for your life, she's reversing!!"
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by gramsbear 24 May 2011
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My DH and I are still laughing!!! Thanx I needed that! Especially being as it was probably ME!!! hahaha! Hugs, Judy
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by nanniesara 24 May 2011
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Out of the mouths of babe's, I love the joke. Sad but true kids repeat what they hear.
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by noah 24 May 2011
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lol Marg thanks for the morning laugh!!Aren't kids so cute!!carolyn
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by quiltgrama 24 May 2011
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that was a good laugh to start my morning thanks Marg, hugs Lisa
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