by mranderson 05 Jun 2011
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Two little old ladies were sitting on
a park bench outside the local town hallwhere a flower show was in progress.
The thin one leaned over and said,
'Life is so boring. We never have any fun
any more. For $10 I'd take my clothes off
and streak through that stupid flower show!'
'You're on!' said the other old lady,
holding up a $10 bill.
The first little old lady slowly fumbled
her way out of her clothes and,
completely naked, streaked (as fast
as an old lady can) through the front door
of the flower show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard
a huge commotion inside the hall, followed
by loud applause and shrill whistling.
Finally, the smiling and naked old lady
came through the exit door surrounded
by a cheering crowd.
'What happened?' asked her waiting friend.
'I won 1st prize as 'Best Dried Arrangement'.
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by lani02 05 Jun 2011
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that is cute. I heard one like it but it took place at a Sr Center and two men saw the naked woman and said,"What was that", I don't know but it sure needed ironing.
:)
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by tilde01 05 Jun 2011
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Thanks is a very good one. Going to pass it on to my sister. She's 70 & will get a bang out of it.
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by leenova54 05 Jun 2011
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Marg, thank you for the morning laugh! Great way to start the day!
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by beatie58 05 Jun 2011
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Marg, you made my day...LOL I laughed so hard my daughter who was visiting came into my craft room to see what I was laughing at...so funny..thank you! Hugs Sally
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by ansalu 05 Jun 2011
+12
You got me Marg ;o)
To be "dried" will never be my problem. Maybe I can get a price for the nicest sedum? (in german the name of this plant is "fat chicken" *lol*).
Greetings and thanks for the laugh
Bettina
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