by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Nothing to do with embroidering, but I think a lot of you ladies can relate to these funnies, I know I definitely can, haha <<< more >>>

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by tmbache 24 Apr 2008

That's me over and over again Ruthie! thanks for shareing and making our day so enjoyable!! Everyone needs a good laugh onces in a while. Warm hugs and flowers to you.

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

I don't know about *once in a while*, I need my laugh every day, and the more the better, I live on laughs, haha!!! Hugs and a flower for you too tmbache sweetie.

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by nonna57 24 Apr 2008

Ruthie, This is me to the Tee. Thanks for making my day. Hope your day is a s good as mine is.:) *4u

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

I knew there were a lot of ladies here who could relate to this, hugs and a flower for you nonna sweetie.

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by dkjack 24 Apr 2008

Thanks Ruthie! We can always count on you to brighten our day. I had meetings all day so I'm dead tired. This really gave me a lift. Thanks. :)

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

So pleased I could give you a much needed lift dkjack sweetie, hugs and a flower to lift your jaded spirit.

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by clawton 24 Apr 2008

Most of us can understand all of the statements. Thanks.

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

My pleasure, hugs and a flower for you clawton sweetie.

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by lbrow 24 Apr 2008

I have laughed 'till I can't anynore. That is all me in a nutshell ruthie 'ceptin I'm a little more than $49.95 You gotta add tax ,shippin & carrying & delivery charges & a tip for the delivery man U r gr8 **s 4U

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

I know exactly what you mean by a little more than $49.95, I'm up there too, every year I turn 21 again, and every year my DH, darling that he is, tells me exactly how many 21st I've had - and believe me it's way too many, but it sure beats the alternative, haha!!! Hugs and a flower sweetie.

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by simplyrosie 24 Apr 2008

Thanks Ruthie, for the chuckle! I'm having a frustrating day at work dealing with incompetent people... ugh!!!! I definitely needed this funny to read. ;-) xoxo

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lbrow by lbrow 24 Apr 2008

I know where ur coming from Teri & sympathize about incompetent people. In the meantime Im so far out in the boonies I only have access to Dial up & it's taking 10 min. to comment today

simplyrosie by simplyrosie 24 Apr 2008

Oy vey! I would definitely go nuts... I keep praying for that "patience" thing, but in order to get it, I have to be given tests and trials... LORD knows I'll be going around this same mountain over and over for a long time. lol

ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

You have my sympathy teri, so pleased this helped you, hugs and a flower sweetie.

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by marjialexa Moderator 24 Apr 2008

Ruthie, you made my day! Now I realize it's just a *lot* of 'shipping & handling', hee hee hee! Luv ya, thanks for posting these! Marji

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Isn't 'shipping & handling' so darned expensive these days, haha! Love you too marji sweetie, hugs and flowers for you, or maybe I should send you chocolates instead seeing as how you work for a florist! Keep well.

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by mops Moderator 24 Apr 2008

You always seem to find these nice stories to cheer us up. Thank you and here's a flower.

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

I love a good laugh mops, and who better to share it with than my beautiful family here, hugs and a flower sweetie.

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by gerryvb 24 Apr 2008

You sure can cheer up everybody who needs it, *4u with the many flowers you have already

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Thank you gerry sweetie, hugs and a flower for you.

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by jrob Moderator 24 Apr 2008

You my darling are a HOOT! Thanks....so funny!;0

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Hope you remember these at the most inappropriate moment - then strangers will be wondering why you have such a grin on your face, haha! Hugs and a flower for you jrob sweetie.

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by tolgamum 24 Apr 2008

Thanks for the little giggle I had while reading this Ruthie. I can definitely relate to this, as can almost any woman with a sense of humour surely. Cheers to you.

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Well, I certainly can tolgamum, it's so good that we can laugh at these things, and at ourselves, wouldn't life be so serious if we couldn't! Hugs and a flower for you sweetie.

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by joaniessw 24 Apr 2008

Thank you dear ruthie. This is a gr8 way to start the day (not quite 7am... pretty SADD eh). Blessings and *4U ><>

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

There's nothing like a good laugh to start the day, is there joanie sweetie, hugs and a flower for you.

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by letvia 24 Apr 2008

Oh dear Ruthie you are always so funny. Thank you for sharing this. You made my day. I was so mad because my oldest son hit the little one and made a brush in his eye and I wanted to cry but after all the punishment and everything, I came to Cute to forget about that and read your post and you really made me laugh. Thank you again. Flower and XoXo

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joaniessw by joaniessw 24 Apr 2008

I am sorry to hear how your day has started. I send a hug of comfort and a flower in hopes it will only get better. May your little one heal quickly. Blessings ><>

letvia by letvia 24 Apr 2008

Thank you Joanie. I felt your hug and smelled your flower here in New Jersey. flower an XoXo back to you.

ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Oh yes, letvia, sorry to hear that, these things happen so easily with children don't they. Hope that all is well soon, hugs and a flower for you sweetie.

gerryvb by gerryvb 24 Apr 2008

it's good that something or someone can cheer you up.*4u2

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by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

<<< more >>> 1) I just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life ... part of me has snapped - and the rest of me is draggin' .......... 2) I don't skinny dip - I chunky dunk .......... 3) I'm not 50 something - I'm $49.95 plus shipping and handling .......... 4) I don't have hot flashes - I have short, private vacations in the tropics .......... 5) A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands .......... 6) I only have a kitchen because it came with the house .......... 7) Born free - now I'm expensive!!!

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ruthie by ruthie 24 Apr 2008

Just couldn't resist posting these folks, hope all you people that can relate to these get a laugh out of them, haha! Hugs and flowers everyone have a fun day.

liz26 by liz26 26 Apr 2008

Hi Ruthie, I have a daughter also named Ruth. Just wanted you to know that I read these funnies at a 60th birthday party and now everyone wants a copy of them. Thanks for posting them. You made my day.

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