by mranderson 29 Aug 2011
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ROMANTIC DINNER
A man and woman were having a quiet, romantic dinner in a fine restaurant. They were gazing lovingly at each other and holding hands.
Their waitress, taking another order at a table a few steps away, suddenly noticed the man slowly sliding down his chair and under the table, but the woman acted unconcerned.
The waitress watched as the man slid all the way down his chair and out of sight under the table.
Still, the woman appeared calm and unruffled, apparently unaware her dining companion had disappeared.
The waitress went over to the table and said to the woman, "Pardon me, ma'am, but I think your husband just slid under the table."
The woman calmly looked up at her and said, "No, he didn't. He just walked in the door."
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by tilde01 30 Aug 2011
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I wonder if her husband had another woman with him. Thanks for the laugh. needed it today.
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by cfidl 30 Aug 2011
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She must be under 35, cause beyond that if we've "settled" we have probably settled on the settling. make sense? In other words! We Are Too OLD for this kind of behavior!
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by 02kar Moderator 30 Aug 2011
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Thanks. It is great to laugh when I can't fall asleep.
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