Not Embroidery. My giggle for the day. Marg.
CATHOLIC HEART ATTACK
You don't have to be Catholic to appreciate this one!!!
A man suffered a serious heart attack while shopping in a store.
A store clerk called 000 when they saw him collapse to the floor.
The paramedics rushed the man to the nearest hospital where he had emergency open heart bypass surgery.
He awakened from the surgery to find himself in the care of nuns at the Catholic Hospital he was taken to.
A nun was seated next to his bed holding a clip board loaded with several forms, and a pen.
She asked him how he was going to pay for his treatment.
"Do you have health insurance?" she asked.
He replied in a raspy voice, "No health insurance."
The nun asked, "Do you have money in the bank?"
He replied, "No money in the bank."
"Do you have a relative who could help you with the payments?" asked the irritated nun.
He said, "I only have a spinster sister, and she is a nun."
The nun became agitated and announced loudly,
"Nuns are not spinsters! Nuns are married to God."
The patient replied, "Perfect. Send the bill to my brother-in-law."
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3675This was a really nice laugh!!!!LOL Thank you. Have been working at the craft market all day and dead tired, you have now revived my spirits. Needed that. Have a lovely day.***
21543Thanks for the laugh - always can use one of those!
Read it to my hubby as he was wondering what I had on here that I bust out laughing - well I read it to him and he bust out laughing!
Thanks.
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26714All I can say is I'm glad I did not read this before I went to Mass today. I would have been giggling in church(old lady by herself giggling, Bring in the men in white coats.)Thanks for the laugh.
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48168You saved my holy sunday *lol*
THANK YOU Marg!
Greetings, Bettina
33986Thanks, I needed a giggle today, past week has been hectic, hugs S*
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26316Thanks for the laugh. (I had no idea just where this was going until the end). Still laughing.
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39739i am still laughting what a response i just love it....soozie
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37638619he he he, this is the first thing I read after getting home from mass. I should forward it to my priest and see if he will incorporate it into his sermon.
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