Joke: 2 oldmen decide they are close to their last days and decide to have a last night on the town. After a few drinks,they end up at the local brothel. The madam takes one look at the 2 old geezers and whispers to her manager,"go up to the first 2 bedrooms and put an inflated doll in each bed. These 2 are so old and drunk, I'm not wasting 2 of my girls on them.They won't know the difference."The manager does as he is told and the 2 old men go upstairs and take care of their business.As they are walking home the first man says,"you know,I think my girl was dead!" "dead?"says his friend,"why do you say that?" "Well,she never moved or made a sound all the time I was loving her." His friend says,"could be worse I think mine was a witch." "A witch??...Why the hell would you say that?" "Well,I was making love to her,kissing her on the neck,and I gave her a little bite, then she farted and flew out of the window...taking my teeth with her." LOL
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Please post all jokes in Personal from now on to avoid offending others. Thank you for your understanding. Meganne
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18960Very good, thanks from hubby and I for the early morning chuckle ! Good way to start a day.
27028This last week or two has been tough, so a little humor is certainly appreciated!! Thank you.
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19452Haahaaahaaa. That is funny. Made my day, we are having floods here at the moment. Hugs Marg
24826Hi Leslie, I feel our community page is not the place for this type of post! It is our front page to the world. I do not think I am prudish, however the personal page really where this belongs. Please be considerate of others and not post here. Thank you!
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70767Funny funny.....thanks for the laugh
hugs and flowers to you all
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92391You are sooo naughty. HAhaha!!!! Have a lovely day***
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