‎~Why she lied~

One day when a seamstress was sewing while sitting close
to a river, her thimble fell into the river. When she cried out, the
Lord appeared and asked, "My dear child, why are you crying?" The
seamstress replied her thimble had fallen into the water and she
needed it to help her husband in making a living for their family.
The Lord dipped His hand into the water and pulled up a golden
thimble set with sapphires.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress
replied, "No."
The Lord again dipped into the river. He held out a
golden thimble studded with rubies.
"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. Again, the
seamstress replied, "No."
The Lord reached down again and came up with a leather
thimble.

"Is this your thimble?" the Lord asked. The seamstress
replied, "Yes." The Lord was pleased with the woman's honesty and
gave her all three thimbles to keep, and the seamstress went home
happy.

Some years later, the seamstress was walking with her
husband along the riverbank, and her husband fell into the river and
disappeared under the water. When she cried out, the Lord again
appeared and asked her, "Why are you crying?'' "Oh Lord, my husband
has fallen into the river!"

The Lord went down into the water and came up with George
Clooney. "Is this your husband? The Lord asked.

"Yes," cried the seamstress. The Lord was furious. "You
lied! That is an untruth!" The seamstress replied, "Oh, forgive me,
my Lord. It is a misunderstanding. You see, if I had said "no" to
George Clooney, you would have come up with Brad Pitt.

Then if I said "no" to him, you would have come up with
my husband. Had I then said "yes," you would have given me all three.
Lord, I'm not in the best of health and would not be able to take
care of all three husbands, so THAT'S why I said "yes" to George
Clooney. And so the Lord let her keep him.
The moral of this story is:
Whenever a woman lies, it's for a good and honorable
reason, and in the best interest of others. That's our story, and
we're sticking to it.
Signed,

All Us Women

Laughter is like jogging on the inside. Exercise your
'innards' every day.
"A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a crushed spirit
dries up the bones."
Women are Angels.
And when someone breaks our wings,
We simply continue to fly....on a broomstick.
We are flexible like that.