by dennis999 24 Mar 2013
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I know that I'm risking my neck with this but please don't take offence (No, it's not a blonde joke):
What are the three fastest means of communication?
1. Television
2. Telephone
and............................wait for it..................
3. Telawoman
Here's another:
Q.Why do women have smaller feet than men?
A. It's one of those 'evolutionary things' that allows them to stand closer to the kitchen sink!
Right, I'm out of here......lol
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by susiesembroidery 24 Mar 2013
+5
This witch is spying you out!!!!hahaha!! You are so naughty.
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by susiesembroidery
24 Mar 2013
My husband's comments are : You are in trouble because : now he is doing the dishes instead of the smallfoot!!!! Hehehe.
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by spendlove Moderator 24 Mar 2013
+5
Take care Dennis. With all of the witches around here, you could find yourself on a lily pad saying "ribbit"!
Seriously though - well done for having your two penn'orth!
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by dennis999
24 Mar 2013
Thanks for posting those pictures of you lovely ladies at the NEC. Now I know who to avoid at any future show...........Croak....Croak...lol
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by caroldann 24 Mar 2013
+5
Ok, Dennis, read these to DH and he is still laughing. Thanks, we needed a good laugh. Hugs..Carol
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by asterixsew Moderator edited 24 Mar 2013
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Right thanks and back to the sewing for me. You seem to be getting the way Cut works well
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