by dennis999 27 Mar 2013

27 March 2013: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror. "You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled......my chest sags down to my waist, and my rear end is sticking out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a few moments thinking about her question and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice.........................................................................

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



Services for the husband will be held on Saturday morning at 10:30 a.m. at Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.

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by draco 28 Mar 2013

Love your jokes. Keep them coming !!

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by jerrib 27 Mar 2013

Dennis, Thank you for joining this group. Between you, Mariejooste and Loralye, you keep us in stitches and not my machine.
Keep us chuckling with your jokes. You must be a hoot and a party...
Jerri

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by marianb 27 Mar 2013

I guess we're all attending then!

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by rsehorse 27 Mar 2013

I was thinking, that is about the time he would get hit up side the head. Then I saw the last paragraph. Really cute. hugs, Susan

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by vickiannette 27 Mar 2013

good punch-line!

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by jrob Moderator 27 Mar 2013

The noblemen’s voices were hushed, and their tongues stuck to the roof of their mouths.
Job 29:9-11

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by cherylgauteng 27 Mar 2013

Good and a warning

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