Dear Cuties take this bit of advice to heart

giggle!!!! Oh, Boy! I needed that laugh. I'm glad it's you that had the experience.
AlmaG.

Now you tell us. Been there-done that.

Oh noooooo! But thanks for the laugh! Really needed it today! :)

We have Hemoroide ointment over here in the UK called very apropriatly (Considering where it is to be applied )
Anusol .
The only problem comes if you ask your pharmacist if she has
An us ol
I kid you not.... I just take it off the shelf and keep my mouth shut and hand the money over

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by dennis999 07 Mar 2014

Given the way you have used this ointment recently, you could do no worse than to keep your mouth shut...........lol

by bevintex 07 Mar 2014

lol,you made me choke on my coffee Dennis. It's hard to drink and laugh at the same time. Annie and Dennis thank you for this weeks smile. ;)

by eggyannie 07 Mar 2014

that is just so true. Mind you i have just read that the ointment reduces wrinkles wonder if that is why i have no lines on my butt. Wonder if it will work around my eyes

by dennis999 07 Mar 2014

We believe you Annie.....................honest. Rest assured, there will be no calls for photographic evidence!!

by mops 08 Mar 2014

I know it is used under the eyes to reduce baggy evidence of late nights. Never tried it on wrinkles. Might give it a try as all that stuff for "mature skin" costs a fortune - I'd rather buy some scissors than expect miracles.

by eggyannie 08 Mar 2014

wonder if we can buy it in economy size Mops or BOGOF
at out age what have we to loose otjher than the wrinkles, If it can firm the skin i just may have to spread it over my boobs. over the bat wings.

I remember when I was a teenager, I spent the night with a friend and her Mom screamed from the bathroom. She had brushed her teeth with a hair product in a tube. Probably a butch wax or similar. We all laughed. I understand. Once I remove my glasses , I am no longer responsible as what I see. Kay

I am sorry, I know it is not funny, but I started laughing before I even finished reading. I really am sorry.

What a great laugh - poor thing!

Years ago I was a houseparent to a group of blind folk and one of our ladies with a "glass" eye removed it and cleaned it with the wrong medication, which was in same sized tube, an acne medication. It stung, which was not funny. But what was funny was when she reached the skin doc to ask what if anything she should do. He didn't know she had a prosthesis and became more and more perplexed as to why she was putting a medication in her eye! Our blind folk laughed about it for months, under the general conversation topic of "doctors don't know everything."

Another Seniors moment. LOL Shirley

Would that make your mouth go into a shape like a cat's bum? I'm still giggling about this image! Made my evening! Love chris

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by dennis999 06 Mar 2014

Mrs. P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Than k you for the advice annie and thank you for brightening my day....soozie

I suppose that is better than grabbing the toothpaste, thinking it is hemorrhoid cream! That minty freshness might be a tad bit uncomfortable. How funny.
My neighbor had a similar incident. She has the world's worst case of ADHD. She reached in to her medicine cabinet and took out a bottle of "eye drops" and used it in both eyes. Turns out, she had White-Out. It put her in the hospital for a while. I have since wondered why she used it on the second eye. She is fine now, and still keeps the White-Out in the bathroom.

There was a cartoon in the paper this morning just like your lesson. Husband said to wife (while she was brushing her teeth and he was holding the "toothpaste") " I wondered why your kisses had been tasting like diaper rash cream!!"

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by dennis999 06 Mar 2014

Is he still alive?

Words of wisdom to live by! Lol!!! By the way I have read it does work for wrinkles on our face, I would buy a new tube exclusive for that area. FYI Hahaha!!! I've not tried it but might someday.

OK Annie I will accept your advice here and not try for myself. Sounds a lot worse than mistaking hair spray for spray on deodorant. Hope you are now recovered from the experience. If there is a laugh of the day I think you have given it to us

Oh Annie i do hope you had some mouth wash close by hehehe:):)

hahahahahahahah

This statement was worth a laugh for the day!!

LOL! I'm still laughing - thanks!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes your gums will shrink and your hemorrhoids will sparkle. lol
Sorry Annie,couldn't help myself
Bev

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by dennis999 05 Mar 2014

And you know this........................how?

by noah 05 Mar 2014

Cause she tried it to :):)Sorry Bev.

by bevintex 05 Mar 2014

I stuck my foot in that one . So I've heard. lol

by graceandham 06 Mar 2014

Bev, Bev, Bev...

by haleymax 06 Mar 2014

Just think of what the dentist would ask.

Not something I have ever tried! but it made me giggle!

That made me chuckle.....ha ha ha ......xx

I know it's a tight space in the caravan,but really Annie!

Sounds worse then dirty socks :(!

I take your word for it. Yikes!!!!!!!

Yuck! KK, will do, roger willco, over and out!

ROFL!!!!! Belly laughs are really good exercise~ Thanks Annie!

this is right up there with the lady who put super glue in her eyes as eye drops. Yuck!

I take your word for it and won't try and find out what it tastes like. Flower for you!

Can't spell the pluh sound I just made even thinking about it. Hope your tongue did not get affected and shrink. lol. I do remember reading once about some ladies swear it helps remove wrinkles around the face.

A flower for your garden dear Annie.
I hope the nasty taste and effects are gone very soon.

Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................thank you Annie (I think) lol

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by rescuer 05 Mar 2014

Dennis, you ARE incorrigible!