Some thoughts about retirement which made me smile:
How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday
What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.
Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.
Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.
What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!
Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.
What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.
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255054So true! Wish I had more hours in a day. So much to do but time is few!
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2328245918So true - not enough time for stitching and designing all I want...
8037Oh geeze that is what I am looking forward too after this week! I am so excited! Thanks for posting this. I am going to print this and put it on my refrig! Suzanna
18140Okay, the basement attic garage one is a bit too close to home.
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1211It's so true. My list of things to do (embroidery of course) only grows longer. As someone told years ago, we can't die until we finish all of our projects. Hmmm, can I get everything done and all of my resources used up by the time I am 150?
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173695yes yes so funny and true. the one about the garage made me laugh,
because my husband has so much rubbish upps sorry, stuff in his Mums garage.
Hugs Pam.
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59631As to the penultimate question, the 'adult kid' in my case is 'er indoors!!
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by pennifold
22 Apr 2014
HA HA HA! Well at least Ann is not in your man cave! Trev and I both have "our own room" - he who must be obeyed has a study and I have the master bedroom!! (Mine is bigger!)
by dennis999
22 Apr 2014
In my case the garage IS the man cave.................all habitable rooms are out of bounds to me!!!!!
11929I thought the penultimate questions was that once the basement, attic, garage etc. was cleaned out, the kids would move in............ he he he!
Love Chris
234501how funny....and the best part of retirement is 2 six-month vacations every year. Aaaah, life is so good!
23577318492I'm still giggling. And I love the last one.
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145304Love it! We had a friend who said that after he retired, he got up with nothing to do all day and still couldn't get finished by day's end.
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