My Doctor has just told me I must avoid all fat things as i am overweight.

does this mean that we can shed our skin like a snake and come out thin? LOL I wish

that explains so much! now I know why I am carrying that extra weight too! Thanks for telling me I knew there was a good explanation for it I just never thought of this one! A very good one too! ~hugs~ LOL

You ladies are too funny! Thanks, I have been on a diet for awhile now. Not losing too much though!

Should've seen the look on Hubby's face when I repeated Sue's saying about fat quarters, priceless. Since laughter is the greatest medicine, wonder if we could laugh it off????

Annie I thought you were loosing weight successfully not putting it back on?

:-) Glad to finally know why I can't lose weight! I thought it was the ice cream!

I've told you before - a fat quarter is not a body part!

Good one thanks for the giggle!

Thank you for the information!!!!

You quilters are nuts, but i love you any way!!! Kay

Oh man...if fat quarters are fattening...I don't want to even think about jelly rolls, turnovers, and layer cakes....no wonder I can never lose a pound!

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by Leaha 10 Sep 2014

If you fold the fat quarters right the calories disappear, lay the jelly rolls like a wheel, turnovers lean against something the calories run out a tip and layer cakes if not stacked can't collect any calories! That's my story and I'm sticking to it! :-D

Good one. I like that. He He

LOL!

Oh now you tell me, so that's where all these extra pounds are coming from. I must walk around the store several times every time I buy one. LOL/ thanks for the laugh Annie/Lillian

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by Leaha 10 Sep 2014

If you walk backwards they are cancelled cause they can't jump into your cart...:-))))))

by lbrow 14 Sep 2014

I like that/Lillian

That was brilliant Annie, loved it. Love Chris

No wonder I never lose weight. Too many fat quarters and jelly rolls!!

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by graceandham 10 Sep 2014

Might be the combination of the two.

That was a good one.

Everything has hidden fat these days! LOL!

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by lilylady 10 Sep 2014

thanks for the laugh today, I needed it!

by lbrow 10 Sep 2014

except my purse/Lillian

LOL!!! So that's what I'm doing wrong!

Love it!

Thanks for the laugh. lol

HEHE So cute!!!

You know: Calories are small beasties that sit in your wardrobe by night and take in your clothes. Just try and catch them (I'm too heavy too and I don't own a single fat quarter - we buy fabric per yard ;o)
Then you can enjoy all the fat quarters and jelly rolls again :-)
Greetings, Bettina
PS: Still love that saying from Sue

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ha ha ha then i know where my weight problem is comming from and i thought im just a human bumbelbee

Thanks for the laugh!

Ahhhhh. Now I know what the problem is. Do Jelly Rolls have the same affect?

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by eggyannie 10 Sep 2014

they are even worse than fat quarters just think how much sweetness is in each strip.and so many of them make your mouth water.

by crafter2243 14 Sep 2014

You are too funny

Thanks for the chuckle this morning. I love it

Glad he did not tell you, you have a fat quarter as a body part LOL
start the diet sew quilts 8-)

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by eggyannie 10 Sep 2014

I allready know where my fat quarter is

Oh my! Fat quarters are the absolute WORST! Fold them correctly and the calories disappear!!!! ;_P LOL

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by muflotex 10 Sep 2014

good to know 8-)