ok you have all been so helpful with what to make for an upcoming 1 year old party. That's great but I forgot that we are going to a retirement this Friday for a man, I bought a card & forgot about it. Now I have nothing to give him what can I make up that will be suitable or @least something funny? It seems to me there was an embroidery site from years ago that had nothing but sayings on it. Does anyone remember this or is my mind playing tricks on me?