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The Silent Treatment
A man and his wife were having some problems at home
and were giving each other the silent treatment.
Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife to wake him at 5:00 AM for an early morning business flight.
Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he wrote on a piece of paper,
'Please wake me at 5:00 AM .' He left it where he knew she would find it.
The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM and he had missed his flight. Furious, he was about to go and see why his wife hadn't wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.
The paper said, 'It is 5:00 AM . Wake up.'
Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests.
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This is so funny, I remember when I was very young, my G.Mother wasn't speaking to G.Pa. 4 2 wks. she would say(with G.Pa n the rm)" tell daddy so & so"( she always called him daddy). My bro. & I got so tired of passing the messages back & forth we tried to stay as far away as we could, but we would crack up with laughter out of their hearing range. The thing about it was she was mad at G. Pa cause he spanked my little bro.& he knew it . He really really deserved that swat he got. this was back home n Macon, Ga. & G.Pa was a farmer.
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Glad I brought back a fond memory...and a funny one, too!;)
Another "Georgia Girl"! How I love Georgia! I have lots of fond memories of that beautiful state.
Bred, born & raised there stitchship, never left 'till after I was married. I still have fmly there so get back whenever I can
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HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA-ROFLMAO-HA-HA-HA-HA-HA!!! I better stop now--my parrots are laughing too and with 4 of them it is LOUD!!!!! (ha-ha--quietly laughing) Go jrob!!!!
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This is so funny however my son just came in and informed me of what ROFLMAO means _thought it was in another language, but now see this as absolutely hilarious - *4U
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stitchship
19 Jul 2008
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Thanks for the laugh! It is a good way to start the day! *4U all!
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ROFLMBO!
Typical and best way to handle a ridiculous situation.
Reminds me of my first, MIL & FIL, they would go for months without talking after a 'blue'. I could never see the point in any of it, except to be the butt of a joke, until their son started it with us and I was grateful for the peace and quiet LOL!.
hnr, M
Typical and best way to handle a ridiculous situation.
Reminds me of my first, MIL & FIL, they would go for months without talking after a 'blue'. I could never see the point in any of it, except to be the butt of a joke, until their son started it with us and I was grateful for the peace and quiet LOL!.
hnr, M
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hahahaha