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by jrob 28 Jul 2008 ( edited Jul 29'08 22:24 )
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"Twenty Years"

A woman awakes during the night to find that her
husband was not in their bed. She puts on her
robe and goes downstairs to look for him. She
finds him sitting at the kitchen table with a hot
cup of coffee in front of him.

He appears to be in deep thought, just staring
at the wall. She watches as he wipes a tear from
his eye and takes a sip of his coffee.

'What's the matter, dear?' she whispers as she
steps into the room, 'Why are you down here
at this time of night?'

The husband looks up from his coffee, 'I am just
remembering when we first met 20 years ago
and started dating. You were only 16. Do you
remember back then?' he asks solemnly.

The wife is almost reduced to tears herself, just
thinking how caring and sensitive her husband is.

'Yes, I do,' she replies.

The husband pauses.

The words were not coming easily. 'Do you
remember when your dad caught us in the back
seat of my car?'

'Yes, I remember,' said the wife, lowering herself
into a chair beside him.

The husband continues. 'Do you remember when
he shoved that shotgun in my face and said,
'Either you marry my daughter, or I will send
you to jail for 20 years. '

'I remember that, too,' she replies softly.

He wipes another tear from his cheek and says....

'I would have gotten out today . . ..'

Comments (17)
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by simplyrosie 28 Jul 2008
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I about swalled my water down the wrong pipe while I was reading this... :-) lol
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by jrob 28 Jul 2008
sorry....didn't mean to cause any casualties!;)
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by dgrammy 28 Jul 2008
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Oh he's so bad ,but funny
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by 100pandas 28 Jul 2008
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Very funny. I often tell my husband if I had of murdered him instead of marrying him I would be a free woman by now. I do love him though.
by Cutie #8325825 28 Jul 2008
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lololololol *
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by adelmarie 28 Jul 2008
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lol
by Cutie #8325809 28 Jul 2008
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that was a good one
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by pafhen 29 Jul 2008
awww this is just too cute Mary...
by grannyo 29 Jul 2008
I love this little puppy! *4U hehehe
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by mad14kt 28 Jul 2008
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WOW...twenty years is not that long after all ;) *2U
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by jayemcee46 28 Jul 2008
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saving this one to pass around, should give one or two of my friends a giggle, (me included) thanx jrob Jo
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by nglover1 28 Jul 2008
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Funny 4U
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by shirleysisson 29 Jul 2008
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Thanks for starting my day with a laugh, Jerrilyn. *4U
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by mops 29 Jul 2008
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Thank you, my day started with a good laugh, now I'm ready for my dentist's appointment.
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by anna25775 29 Jul 2008
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thanks for the laugh :) *
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by marjialexa 29 Jul 2008
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Too cute, Jerrilyn!! M
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by pafhen 29 Jul 2008
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lol Jrob, I am rolling on the floor, that one made me really crack up!
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by jrob 29 Jul 2008
good!
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by elaine45 29 Jul 2008
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What a jerk....I think i may know a few just like him. Ha
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by gerryvb 29 Jul 2008
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this is a good one !!
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by jrob 29 Jul 2008
love your ole ball and chain!
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by grannyo 29 Jul 2008
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I have to give this to my husband of 36 years. lol