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A's for arthritis;
B's the bad back,
C's the chest pains,
perhaps car-d-iac?
D is for dental decay and decline,
E is for eyesight, can't read that top line!
F is for fissures and fluid retention,
G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H .. hi
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nonmusicmom
07 Aug 2008
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Please continue! You have me intreged.
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There you go nonmusicmom that the whole thing, got it in an email this morning and thought it was cute for all of us Alphabet collectors ...
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I#m working in a medical liberary I'm sure we find enough words ...
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fluid retention, G is for Gout,H is for hernia,I is for insomnia, J is for...........
Good idea, sqdancer.Funnier than A is for Apple, B is for Banana........
Good idea, sqdancer.Funnier than A is for Apple, B is for Banana........
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G is for gas which I'd rather not mention.
H .. high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I .. for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend
K= is for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
H .. high blood pressure--I'd rather it low;
I .. for incisions with scars you can show.
J is for joints, out of socket, won't mend
K= is for knees that crack when they bend.
L's for libido, what happened to sex?
M is for memory, I forget what comes next.
N is neuralgia, in nerves way down low;
O is for osteo, bones that don't grow!
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P for prescriptions, I have quite a few,
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.
*I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and
I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
just give me a pill and I'll be good as new!
Q is for queasy, is it fatal or flu?
R is for reflux, one meal turns to two.
S is for sleepless nights, counting my fears,
T is for Tinnitus; bells in my ears!
U is for urinary; troubles with flow;
V for vertigo, that's 'dizzy,' you know.
W for worry, NOW what's going 'round?
X is for X ray, and what might be found.
Y for another year I'm left here behind,
Z is for zest I still have-- in my mind.
*I've survived all the symptoms, my body's deployed, and
I'm keeping twenty-six doctors fully employed!!!
by
Cutie #8325809
07 Aug 2008
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oh that is the old persons alpha i know it very well lol
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