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by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008 ( edited Aug 14'08 04:13 )
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THE NEXT SURVIVOR SERIES

Six married men will be dropped on an island with one car and 3 kids
each for six weeks.

Each kid will play two sports and either take music or dance classes

There is no fast food.

Each man must take care of his 3 kids; keep his assigned house clean,
correct all home work , and complete science projects, cook, do
laundry,
and pay a list of 'pretend' bills with not enough money.

In addition, each man will have to budget in money for groceries each
week.

Each man must remember the birthdays of all their friends and
relatives, and send cards out on time.

Each man must also take each child to a doctor's appointment, a
dentist
appointment and a haircut appointment.

He must make one unscheduled and inconvenient visit per child to the
Urgent Care.

He must also make cookies or cup cakes for a social function.

Each man will be responsible for decorating his own assigned house,
planting flowers outside and keeping it presentable at all times.

The men will only have access to television when the kids are asleep
and
all chores are done.

The men must shave their legs, wear uncomfortable yet stylish shoes,
keep fingernails
manicured and eyebrows groomed.

During one of the six weeks, the men will have to endure severe
abdominal cramps, back aches, and have extreme, unexplained mood
swings
but never once complain or slow down from other duties.

They must attend weekly school meetings, church, and find time at
least
once to spend the afternoon at the park or a similar setting.

They will need to read a book and then pray with the children each
night and in the morning, feed them, dress them, brush their teeth and
comb their hair by 7 :00 am.

A test will be given at the end of the six weeks, and each father will
be required to know all of the following information: each child's
birthday, height, weight, shoe size, clothes size and doctor's name.
Also the child's weight at birth, length, time of birth, and length of
labor, each child's favorite color, middle name, favorite snack,
favorite song, favorite drink, favorite toy, biggest fear and what
they
want to be when they grow up.

The kids vote them off the island based on performance.. The last man
wins only if...he still has enough energy to be intimate with his
spouse at a moment's notice.

If the last man does win, he can play the game over and over and over
again
for the next 18-25 years eventually earning the right to be called
MOTHER

Comments (8)
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by colonies1 13 Aug 2008
+6
They will never make it. They can't do what we do everyday. Proven fact....*4u
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by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008
yes it is very much proven
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by dgrammy 13 Aug 2008
+5
I'd like to see that, good one !
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by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008
wont happen lol
by Cutie #8325825 13 Aug 2008
+5
I will have to copy that one and send it out! *
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by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008
i thought it was a good one also
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by maryjo 13 Aug 2008
+4
Too Cool Mary. I need to send this to my DH. After all "he has a REAL job!!!*4U
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by maryjo 13 Aug 2008
Should we send Eric???????
by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008
lol so do us moms plus i go to work at mcdonalds and babysit is what i call it a bunch of teenagers
by Cutie #8325809 13 Aug 2008
ooppss i kinda keep forgetting there are men here also sorry guys
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by lbrow 14 Aug 2008
+3
I'm 70 yrs old & have never met a man that I thought could fill that bill & do all these things without winding up n a nut house. *4U MM
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by adelmarie 14 Aug 2008
+2
Wow, very good one. Thanks for sharing, I bet they will all get voted out the first week, that is if they don't quit first lol
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by elaine45 14 Aug 2008
+2
I don't think many would even venture to take it on....sounds like we are all but miracle workers. You forget just what we do....or did in my case as the kids are all grown.
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by celticlady1031 14 Aug 2008
+1
Last year they had a special on a Canadian channel called The Week the Women Went. I was a social experiment where all the women left town for the entire week. They got to go to a hotel. All the men had to work and take care of their kids and homes, cook, laundry, etc. There was also a town project that they had to complete. By the time the women came home there was a whole new appreciation for everything they do. There were a few men who thought they could do things better but they found out differently. It was very interesting to watch.