A family from the hills was visiting the city and they were in a mall for the first time in their lives.

The father and son were strolling around while the wife shopped. They were amazed by almosteverything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

The boy asked, 'Paw, what's that?' The father (never having seen an
elevator) responded, 'Son, I dunno. I ain't never seen nothin' like
that in my whole life, I ain't got no idea'r what it is.

While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a very
ugly fat lady waddled up to the moving walls and pressed a
button. The walls opened and the lady entered between them into a small
room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small
circular number above the walls light up sequentially.

They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the
numbers began to light in the reverse order. Then the walls opened up
again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year-old blond woman stepped out.
The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to
his son:

Boy,.........go git your Momma!