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by celticlady1031 28 Aug 2008 ( edited Aug 28'08 19:30 )
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Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'


2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'


3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.'


4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'


5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we
can expect the same thing again.'


6. Basketball analyst: 'He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it, in fact you can see it all over their faces.'


7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'


8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.'


9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh my God, what have I just said?'

Comments (6)
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by dpickel 28 Aug 2008
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Very funny! Thanks for sharing.
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by clawton 28 Aug 2008
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Did bring a chuckle!!!
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by cakes4u 28 Aug 2008
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I am ROTF!!!!!!!
by Cutie #8325825 28 Aug 2008
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That was hilarious I am copying it and forwarding in email *
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by americangirl 28 Aug 2008
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That is a good one.
Thanks for the laugh.
:o)
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by shirleysisson 28 Aug 2008
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So funny. *4U