The 'Perfect Password'

A woman was helping her husband set up his computer, and at the appropriate point in the process, the computer
advised him that he would now need to enter a password. Something he
will use to log on. The husband was in a rather amorous mood and
figured he would try for the shock effect to bring this to his wife's attention.

So, when the computer asked him to enter his password, he made it plainly
obvious to his wife what he was entering by stating each letter out loud
as he typed:



P...E...N... I...S



His wife fell off her chair laughing when the
computer replied:



**** PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH****