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by amarilloactor 04 Oct 2008 ( edited Oct 04'08 21:07 )
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An unemployed man is desperate to support his family of a wife and three kids. He applies for a janitor's job at a large firm and easily passes an aptitude test.

The human resources manager tells him, 'You will be hired at minimum wage of $5.35 an hour. Let me have your e-mail address so that we can get you in the loop. Our system will automatically e-mail you all the forms and advise you when to start and where to report on your first day.'

Taken aback, the man protests that he is poor and has neither a computer nor an e-mail address.

To this the manager replies, 'You must understand that to a company like ours that means that you virtually do not exist. Without an e-mail address you can hardly expect to be &n bsp;employed by a high-tech firm. Good day.'

Stunned, the man leaves Not knowing where to turn and having $10 in his wallet, he walks past a farmers' market and sees a stand selling 25 lb. crates of beautiful red tomatoes. He buys a crate, carries it to a busy corner and displays the tomatoes. In less than 2 hours he sells all the tomatoes and makes 100% profit. Repeating the process several times more that day, he ends up with almost $100 and arrives
home that night with several bags of groceries for his family.

During the night he decides to repeat the tomato business the next day. By the end of the week he is getting up early every day and working into the night. He multiplies his profits quickly.

Early in the second week he acquires a cart to transport several boxes of tomatoes at a time, but before a month is up he sells the cart to buy a broken-down pickup truck.

At & nbsp;the end of a year he owns three old trucks. His two sons have left their neighborhood gangs to help him with the tomato bus iness, his wife is buying the tomatoes, and his daughter is taking night courses at the community college so she can keep books for him.

By the end of the second year he has a dozen very nice used trucks and employs fifteen previously unemployed people, all selling tomatoes. He continues to work hard.

Time passes and at the end of the fifth year he owns a fleet of nice trucks and a warehouse that his wife supervises, plus two tomato farms that the boys manage. The tomato company's payroll has put hundreds of homeless and jobless people to work. His daughter reports that the business grossed over one million dollars.

Planning for the future, he decides to buy some life insurance.

Consulting with an insurance adviser, he picks an insurance plan to fit h is new circumstances. Then the adviser asks him for his e-mail address in order to send the final documents electronically.

When the man replies that he doesn't have time to mess with a computer and has no e-mail address, the insurance man is stunned, 'What, you don't have e-mail? No computer? No Internet? Just think where you would be today if you'd had all of that five years ago!'

'Ha!' snorts the man. 'If I'd had e-mail five years ago I would be sweeping floors at Microsoft and making $5.35 an hour.'

Which brings us to the moral of the story:

Since you got this story by e-mail, you're p robably closer to being a janitor than a millionaire.

Sadly, I received it also.

Comments (13)
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by lbrow 04 Oct 2008
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OOps!! so did I *4U Eric But that's ok we can't take it with us when we die anyway
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by emily16838 04 Oct 2008
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Cool I sent this one to my father-in-law always looking for something for him to read
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by jrob 04 Oct 2008
+6
SADLY, you are closer to the truth!
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by katydid 04 Oct 2008
+5
Oh Eric , I managed without Email or Internet until I bought my first embroidery machine. Now I have all you cuties!!!
by Cutie #8325809 04 Oct 2008
+5
oh boy now that is a story and true
by Cutie #8325825 04 Oct 2008
+5
Eric I keep trying both ways just to survive ~ no luck so far, but I am not a quitter Im'a timex I just keep on tickin' thx for the post*
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by stitchship 04 Oct 2008
+4
Boy, is this good! I love it! I will have to share this one. * 4 U all! :) This one is really so good, and so truthful.
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by adelmarie 04 Oct 2008
+3
Oh well better poor and cute than rich an doing something else lol Sad but truth
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by grannyo 04 Oct 2008
+2
Eric, you are so right. I made my living with a computer as a graphic artist. I was paid better than a janitor gets, but apparrently not as much as a tomato salesman. lol
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by sherylac 04 Oct 2008
+2
Wow!!! how so very true, what a great story and thanks for sharing
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by colonies1 04 Oct 2008
+2
good story it has been around for a while but how true it is. Thanks Eric for showing it again. *4u all
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by mops 04 Oct 2008
+1
Good story. Made me giggle at the (belated) start of my day. Thanks.
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by nglover1 04 Oct 2008
+1
Good story A flower for you