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by simplyrosie 19 Feb 2009 ( edited Feb 20'09 20:13 )
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All should memorize this scripture verse!!

Acts 2:38
A woman had just returned to her home from an evening of church services , when she was startled by an intruder. She caught the man in the act of robbing her home of its valuables and yelled: 'Stop! Acts 2:38!' (Repent and be Baptized, in the name of Jesus Christ , so that your sins may be forgiven.)

The burglar stopped in his tracks. The woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done.

As the officer cuffed the man to take him in, he asked the burglar: 'Why did you just stand there? All the old lady did was yell a scripture to you.'

'Scripture?' replied the burglar. 'She said she had an Ax and Two 38s!'

Send this to someone who needs a laugh today and remember: Knowing scripture can save your life - in more ways than one!

Comments (5)
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by simplyrosie 19 Feb 2009
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:-)
2 comments
by lbrow 20 Feb 2009
Thanks Teri, We definitely need all the help He will give us. Love u Lillian
by mops 20 Feb 2009
Thank you, Teri, and amen to that.
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by jrob 19 Feb 2009
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It was just just as good as! Cute, thanks for sharing.;)
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by lbrow 20 Feb 2009
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Isn't that the truth. But u gotta read it to know it & so few do. thanks u Teri
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by mops 20 Feb 2009
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Would not work here unless I had an English speaking intruder. But funny it is.
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by quiltgrama 20 Feb 2009
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Very cute thanks for the laugh. Lisa