"Caveman Tech Support"

The tech support problem dates back to long
before the industrial revolution, when primitive
tribesmen beat out a rhythm on drums to
communicate:

Fire help. Me Groog.

Me Lorto. Help. Fire not work.

You have flint and stone?

Ugh.

You hit them together?

Ugh.

What happen?

Fire not work.

(sigh) Make spark?

No spark, no fire, me confused. Fire work
yesterday.

*sigh* You change rock?

I change nothing.

You sure?

Me make one change. Stone hot so me soak
in stream so stone not burn Lorto hand. Only
small change, shouldn't keep Lorto from make fire.

*Groog grabs club and goes to Lorto's cave*

*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*
*WHAM* *WHAM* *WHAM*