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by moyed 04 Jun 2010 ( edited Jun 05'10 11:58 )
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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.

Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!

Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
No offence meant.
Helen

Comments (34)
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by jacquipaul 04 Jun 2010
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He,he,he!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
lol
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by nhsmith55 04 Jun 2010
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Do these pants make me look intelligent?
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
lol
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by leenova54 04 Jun 2010
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Love it! This is going out to all my friends on email later! Thanks!
2 comments
by moyed 04 Jun 2010
That is where it came from. I have friends with "Sick" sense of humour.
Helen
by leenova54 04 Jun 2010
So do I, and relatives too! I sent it to my Dad cause he always comments on my weight!
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by melita 04 Jun 2010
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That's funny
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Thanx
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by grafiau 04 Jun 2010
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love it!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Thank you
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by lindaavolio 04 Jun 2010
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HAHAHHAHHAH.....THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT EXPLANATION !!!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Now I know my bubby really loves me when he calls me a smart ass. lol
Helen
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by crafter2243 04 Jun 2010
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You crack me up. That is too funny.
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
made me laugh too.
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by jillian 04 Jun 2010
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I hate to think what my doctor is going to say when I tell him the reason I am putting on weight!!!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
lol
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by rwalden 04 Jun 2010
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Good one!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Glad you like it.
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by dollygk 04 Jun 2010
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Try passing this with the men folk he he tooooo cute!!
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Told my hubby and he laughed.
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by lynlaing 04 Jun 2010
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This is very funny.Thank you for the laugh
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by moyed 04 Jun 2010
Glad it made you laugh.
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by edithfarminer 04 Jun 2010
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Hihi, thanks that cheers me no end as I need to loose weight lol.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Thank you Edith,
Helen
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by lflanders 04 Jun 2010
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I sure hope you don't mind if I copy this and use it! It got a chuckle out of me this morning and I would love to be able to put a smile on a few faces this morning. If you don't mind, I am going to distribute this little ditty to some of my more/less cultered friends so they will have an early smile!!!!! Have a great day! Linda
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Linda
go for it, the more people who read it and have a laugh the better.
Helen
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by raels011 04 Jun 2010
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I love it
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Glad you had a laugh. Helen
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by 02kar 04 Jun 2010
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Boy, am I smart. Just look at my butt. On second thought, please don't. Love it.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Of course you are smart, you belong to 'cute'
Helen
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by sdrise 04 Jun 2010
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Hi You made my Friday. I read this blog during breakfast and you made my laugh and start the day out good. Thanks!! Suzanne
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Hope you had a good day.
Helen
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by designgirl 04 Jun 2010
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Thanks, for starting my day with a good laugh. I too must be bright in everything I do. LOL. Have a great weekend. Hugs Lynn
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Thank you, you have a good one too.
Helen
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by honeychyle 04 Jun 2010
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I must be a genius!!!!!!
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
must be, you belong to 'cute'
Helen
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by smithandsmith 04 Jun 2010
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lol.. thats a good one.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
thank you
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by katydid 04 Jun 2010
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In the last 10 years, I have really gotten smart!!
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
JUst think of all the knowledge you have 'stored'. lol
Helen
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by bethelb 04 Jun 2010
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I am a genius !
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
believe it,
Helen
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by mary51 04 Jun 2010
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This is very good, so I am a super genious!
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
absolutely.
Helen
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by gramsbear 04 Jun 2010
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Love it!!! Love it!!! Love it!!! I must be REALLY smart!!! Hugs, Judy
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Smart as......
Helen
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by sewalaskan 04 Jun 2010
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Great! Wonder if we can convince Jillian & Bob (Biggest losers) that we are just geniuses
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
We could try. lol
Helen
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by dgarner 04 Jun 2010
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I LOVE IT!!!
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Thank you.
Helen
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by catsnhorses 04 Jun 2010
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LOL!!! What a fun (and accurate) saying!! Love it.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Always knew I sat on my .......
Helen
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by marietta 04 Jun 2010
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Oh my gosh, I must say I feel a lot better after this lovely explanation. Ha,ha.
Hugs and God bless,
Marietta
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Great, hope you have a good day.
Helen
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by asterixsew 04 Jun 2010
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Brilliant
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Thank you
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by dibbles2 04 Jun 2010
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I knew there must have been a logical explination for it
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
And now we know.
Helen
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by babsie 04 Jun 2010
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Oh my, this is so good. Love it. Hugs.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
lol
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by chenille 04 Jun 2010
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YES! Finally someone got it right!
Hugs and *4U, Nadyne
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
Great to have an excuse.
Helen
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by holly12 04 Jun 2010
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This is great now I know why we gain that extra weight. Arlene
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
got to be a reason.
Helen
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by cloey 05 Jun 2010
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I love this. I will use it as my excuse.
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by moyed 05 Jun 2010
lol
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by nanniesara 05 Jun 2010
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Okay so the next time my hubby says something about my butt, I'll just say it not what I eat it is what I know. LOL That is a good one. Have a blessed day.
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by moyed 07 Jun 2010
Thank you. yes, I am full of wisdom too,
Helen