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With time, women gain weight because we accumulate so much information and wisdom in our heads that when there is no more room, it distributes out to the rest of our bodies. So we aren't heavy, we are enormously cultured, educated and happy.
Beginning today, when I look at my butt in the mirror I will think,
Good grief, look how smart I am!
Must be where 'Smart Ass' came from!
No offence meant.
Helen
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Do these pants make me look intelligent?
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lol
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Love it! This is going out to all my friends on email later! Thanks!
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That is where it came from. I have friends with "Sick" sense of humour.
Helen
Helen
So do I, and relatives too! I sent it to my Dad cause he always comments on my weight!
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lindaavolio
04 Jun 2010
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HAHAHHAHHAH.....THANK YOU FOR THE GREAT EXPLANATION !!!
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Now I know my bubby really loves me when he calls me a smart ass. lol
Helen
Helen
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I hate to think what my doctor is going to say when I tell him the reason I am putting on weight!!!
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lol
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Try passing this with the men folk he he tooooo cute!!
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Told my hubby and he laughed.
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This is very funny.Thank you for the laugh
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Glad it made you laugh.
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edithfarminer
04 Jun 2010
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Hihi, thanks that cheers me no end as I need to loose weight lol.
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Thank you Edith,
Helen
Helen
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I sure hope you don't mind if I copy this and use it! It got a chuckle out of me this morning and I would love to be able to put a smile on a few faces this morning. If you don't mind, I am going to distribute this little ditty to some of my more/less cultered friends so they will have an early smile!!!!! Have a great day! Linda
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Linda
go for it, the more people who read it and have a laugh the better.
Helen
go for it, the more people who read it and have a laugh the better.
Helen
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I love it
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Glad you had a laugh. Helen
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Boy, am I smart. Just look at my butt. On second thought, please don't. Love it.
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Of course you are smart, you belong to 'cute'
Helen
Helen
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Hi You made my Friday. I read this blog during breakfast and you made my laugh and start the day out good. Thanks!! Suzanne
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Hope you had a good day.
Helen
Helen
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designgirl
04 Jun 2010
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Thanks, for starting my day with a good laugh. I too must be bright in everything I do. LOL. Have a great weekend. Hugs Lynn
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Thank you, you have a good one too.
Helen
Helen
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honeychyle
04 Jun 2010
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I must be a genius!!!!!!
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must be, you belong to 'cute'
Helen
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In the last 10 years, I have really gotten smart!!
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JUst think of all the knowledge you have 'stored'. lol
Helen
Helen
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I am a genius !
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believe it,
Helen
Helen
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This is very good, so I am a super genious!
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absolutely.
Helen
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Love it!!! Love it!!! Love it!!! I must be REALLY smart!!! Hugs, Judy
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Smart as......
Helen
Helen
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sewalaskan
04 Jun 2010
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Great! Wonder if we can convince Jillian & Bob (Biggest losers) that we are just geniuses
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We could try. lol
Helen
Helen
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catsnhorses
04 Jun 2010
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LOL!!! What a fun (and accurate) saying!! Love it.
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Always knew I sat on my .......
Helen
Helen
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Oh my gosh, I must say I feel a lot better after this lovely explanation. Ha,ha.
Hugs and God bless,
Marietta
Hugs and God bless,
Marietta
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Great, hope you have a good day.
Helen
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I knew there must have been a logical explination for it
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And now we know.
Helen
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Oh my, this is so good. Love it. Hugs.
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lol
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YES! Finally someone got it right!
Hugs and *4U, Nadyne
Hugs and *4U, Nadyne
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Great to have an excuse.
Helen
Helen
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This is great now I know why we gain that extra weight. Arlene
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got to be a reason.
Helen
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I love this. I will use it as my excuse.
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lol
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nanniesara
05 Jun 2010
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Okay so the next time my hubby says something about my butt, I'll just say it not what I eat it is what I know. LOL That is a good one. Have a blessed day.
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Thank you. yes, I am full of wisdom too,
Helen
Helen