If you are a senior you will understand this one.

If you dial with seniors this should help you understand them a little better, and if you are not a senior yet….God willing, someday you will be….

We went to breakfast at restaurant where the ‘seniors’ special was two eggs, bacon, has browns and toast for $2.99

‘Sounds good’ my wife said. ‘But I don’t want the eggs’

‘Then, I’ll have to charge you three dollars and forty-nine cents because you’re ordering a la carte’ the waitress warned her.

‘You mean I’d have to pay for not taking the eggs?’ my wife asked incredulously.

‘Yes!!’ stated the waitress.

‘I’ll take the special then’ my wife said.

‘How do you want your eggs?’ the waitress asked.

‘Raw and in the shell’ my wife replied.

She took the eggs home and baked a cake.

DON’T MESS WITH SENIORS!!!

We’ve been around the block more than once!!