It is so unusual to get a funny, non-political, non-sexist, non-racist, and non-doomsday message that I wanted to make your day by sending it along! I know you'll enjoy it.

A LITTLE THREE YEAR OLD BOY IS SAT ON THE TOILET. HIS MOTHER THOUGHT HE WAS IN THERE TOO LONG, SO SHE WENT IN TO SEE WHAT'S UP. THE LITTLE BOY WAS SITTING ON THE TOILET READING A BOOK. BUT ABOUT EVERY 15 SECONDS OR SO, HE PUT THE BOOK DOWN, GRIPPED ONTO THE TOILET SEAT WITH HIS LEFT HAND AND HIT HIMSELF ON TOP OF HIS HEAD WITH HIS RIGHT HAND.
HIS MOTHER SAID: "BILLY, ARE YOU ALL RIGHT? YOU'VE BEEN IN HERE FOR A WHILE."
BILLY SAID, "I'M FINE, MOMMY. I JUST HAVEN'T GONE POTTY YET."
MOTHER SAID, "OK, YOU CAN STAY HERE A FEW MORE MINUTES. BUT, BILLY, WHY ARE YOU HITTING YOURSELF ON THE HEAD?"

BILLY SAID, "WORKS FOR KETCHUP!"