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by marjialexa 29 Mar 2008 ( edited Apr 08'08 05:03 )
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My dears, here's your laugh for the day, copied from the 1949 Singer Sewing Manual. I found this on Bobbin Buzz website by Larry Pike, just had to share. It's a hoot! The whole thing is inside>>>

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by marjialexa 29 Mar 2008
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This is a quote from the 1949 Singer Sewing Manual. The first sentence is ok, LOL LOL. Please put your coffee or tea down before you read this, you'll laugh so hard you'll spill something. And I quote: "Prepare yourself mentally for sewing. Think about what you are going to do...never approach sewing with a sigh or lackadaisically. Good results are difficult when indifference predominates. Never try to sew with a sink full of dirty dishes or beds unmade. When there are urgent housekeeping chores, do these first so your mind is free to enjoy your sewing.

When you sew, make yourself as attractive as possible. Put on a clean dress. Keep a little bag full of French chalk near your machine to dust your fingers at intervals. Have your hair in order, powder and lipstick put on. If you are constantly fearful that a visitor will drop in or your husband will come home and you will not look neatly put together, you will not enjoy your sewing as you should."
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by sufferingsonje 29 Mar 2008
Oh dear that had me almost rolling on the floor with laughter. Of course all the other comments add to it. I'm not at all sure how wearing a clean dress (dont you put on clean clothes when you get dressed in the morning?) affects how you sew. French chalk is likely to get onto every thing near the machine so for me thats not an option. As for being lackadaisical well I dont think I would have started to sew in the first place. Oh well I guess I just dont fit the picture so I guess that makes me a failure as far as Singer is concerned. Thanks for sharing Marjialexa flower for you.
by shirlener88 30 Mar 2008
Yeah, right
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by jrob 29 Mar 2008
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See, I told you guys that I ALWAYS have on my nicest clothes, my hair done, and full makeup.....NOT! That is hysterical, We've come a LONG way baby! ;)
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by dlonnahawkins 29 Mar 2008
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Thanks for sharing this marjialexa. Lets see, I am now in shorts, t-shirt, slippers, no makeup, but my hair is pulled up.(I am getting ready to sew, and would hate to stitch my long tresses into a design) - Bed is made, and dishes done, but other than that? May never happen. This was great!
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by bikermomfl 29 Mar 2008
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ok lets see, i'm barefoot, shorts, biker t-shirt, hairs a mess, husband is horney and I've got stitching to do!
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by celticlady1031 29 Mar 2008
Aren't they all...ROFLOL!!!! Love it!
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by letvia 29 Mar 2008
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Ok, I am a mess, my house is a mess, my kids are a mess, my husband is a mess, not sewing at all, just sitting here in the sofa with my laptop talking with you guys here in Cute. What am I doing wrong? Ohhh maybe is ok because I am not sewing so I don't have to be that nice.
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by nglover1 29 Mar 2008
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Soooooo funny . If I had to do all that. I never would sew. Boy have things changed. Sooooo much easier now. A flower for you.
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by sueffb1 29 Mar 2008
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OK, you are correct, that is a HOOT-not sure I have ever been lackadaisical about sewing (or anything else I do). But, my dirty dishes are in the dish washer and, OOOOH darn I just spilled my "little bag of French chalk" guess I can't sew now - well I will just have to stay on the computer among all the "Cuties". Thanks for sharing this with all of us. Flowers to all. Now I am going to comb my hair, put on lipstick, and be as attractive (as possible). HAHAHA
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by meganne 30 Mar 2008
Oh Heavens, I don't think my lips have come in contact with lipstick since i retired from working 4 years ago. I can't even remember where i put my makeup. Shame on me LOL! Thankfully hubby needs new glasses. cheers & cyberose, Meganne
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by tmjanecek 29 Mar 2008
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Ooh my, how times have changed... I think I am going to have to look up the word "lackadaisical" up in the dictionary and I don't have room for "French chalk" in my messy, cramped sewing room. Where can you get "French chalk" anyways? Well, my husband works night shift and is still in bed, the babies and I are all still in PJs, and the ideas of a clean house went out the window a few years ago, when I had a baby... I guess according to Singer in 1949, I am a failure. LOL... Thanks for sharing Marji!
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by libster2896 01 Apr 2008
Yes, tmjanecek, you are a failure for sure. Now to remedy the problem, dress your babies up in some ridiculous sailor suit type things, sausage curl their hair, clean up your act and get trotting off to Paris in your starched peticoats and matching hat, gloves and shoes and get yourself some fancy chalk.
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by joaniessw 29 Mar 2008
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That is a hoot. ROTFLMFAO! Dirty dishes in the sink, no chalk at hand, got my coffee here, no kids, but cats running around loose (but not in this rm), and, been up for ...oh my 5 1/2 hrs at the comp n emb mach n I'm still in my PJ's. blush blush. *'s4 u
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by sufferingsonje 29 Mar 2008
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It had me laughing so much that I intended to answer the question and instead added a comment. Guess a lot of us are going to have to rethink our attitude to sewing! Not!
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by clawton 29 Mar 2008
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That's just too much! lol Our priorities certainly have change! If we did that most of us would never be able to fulfill our passion for embroidery!
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by brendaleas 29 Mar 2008
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Okay , I am sitting at 3:10 in the afternoon. I did shampoo the carpeting. but I still have my PJ;s on, I have not even run a brush through my hair today.lo! as for my husband coming home, He's here. and has aright asked me if I plan to put some clothes on today. I told him "Why" I am not going out today, and I am busying chatting. I'v got it bad girls, I also told the poor man as far as eating today, he knows how to make a sandwish, or go get sometime. I was telling him that I must read all the comments,that I have been busy with the grandkids and have not had time to visit with you all for days now. He slowly backed out of the room about three hours ago, and I have not heard from him.:):):):)
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by meganne 30 Mar 2008
Oh Brenda, you just cracked me up! ROFLMBO! My DH has been on leave for 5 days & same things been goin on here. Only difference, 89 y.o. MIL (who lives with us) kept looking at me strangely like I was wearing horns or somethin'. Today it is colder so I got dressed! LOL! But i cut my hair really short so you can't tell if i've combed it or not! LOL! Cyberose for my cyber partner in crime :-) Meganne
by sira 30 Mar 2008
Okay I`m trying again- cute just cut my connection. Brendaleas you just brigtened my day! Luckily my husband also cooks, otherwise he wouldn`t survive without meat.But I think he is a bit regreting to teaching and encouraging me to use computer. Now he can`t loosen me from this - haahaaa. Although a dinner calling is rather effective! A *4U
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by celticlady1031 29 Mar 2008
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I got that email this morning and died laughing. I'll just bet a man wrote it! Wonder what happened to him when his wife read it?
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by shirlener88 30 Mar 2008
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marji, how funny - glad I didn't live back in 1949 - well, I did I was a baby - I meant have to put up with that sort of thing - my word - how did our mother's ever become the women that they are today - with that sort of thing being pushed down their thoats. I am trying to be funny here. But seriously - I am glad that I live now. *4U
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by meganne 30 Mar 2008
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You just made my day! I'm thankful i don't use a Singer! LOL! Elna guidelines aren't nearly as demanding... LOL! But I truly am glad there are no mirrors in my computer/sewing rooms AND that we don't all use webcams! Perish the thought! (teeheehee!) cheers & cyberose, Meganne
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by ruthie 30 Mar 2008
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Marji. I thought of posting this, but then saw your comment at Bobbin Buzz and knew you'd beaten me to it, haha! It's so good, isn't it? I couldn't help laughing. How they used to live back then, I don't think I would have lasted very long - I would have been a total misfit!!! Hugs and a flower sweetie, and thanks for posting this.
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by sira 30 Mar 2008
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Marjialexa you also brigtened my day- like Brendaleas in her answer. Luckily the time is different nowadays. I wouldn`t have "survived" in those days! I never use lipstick and rarely makeup - if I would, my husband would think I`m going in to ball.Usually I put on comfortable cloths (NO dress), comb my hair with my fingers and clear my unfinished works out of the way so that I find my table and then I`m ready. And just forget (or trying to) mess in home, dishes,husband and child -at least for a while. A*4U
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by mops 31 Mar 2008
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You made my day with this piece of information; outdated information, I hope. Guess what, my holiday laundry is sorted out in piles, but that's DH's work, not mine. I am just sitting and enjoying 5 weeks of comments. *4U.
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by shirlener88 31 Mar 2008
Welcome HOME. Is that you in the picture on the high seas?
by mops 01 Apr 2008
It is me, well hidden because it was so cold, but enjoying it. Thanks for the welcome.
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by freida 31 Mar 2008
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Thanks, I have been looking for a manual for a Singer treadle. I belong to this newsletter and haven't even thought to check there. Don't forget to pick up the weekly free sets.
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by katydid 31 Mar 2008
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1949 Singer--I think my mother had an electric machine just like that picture. By that year, I was probably making doll clothes on it.
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by katydid 31 Mar 2008
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By the way that Larry Pike is too long winded, I don't have time to read his lengthy messages.
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by tmbache 01 Apr 2008
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MY OH MY lets see here 1949 nope not me. The twinkle in my daddy's eye did twinkle out. That seed was already planted for early the next year I was born!!!!!Sorry ladys I must of came from that era some how. Bed is always made when get out of it. Dishs not no more!!! clean clothes no dresses here!! Hair and make up always wouldn't be caught with out it done up just so. Slipper most all day and half night.Clutter eveywhere but all good clutter mine you. scrapes of paper all over top of computer table with site I'm going to check out some time in next hundred years. No coffee or smokes. but diffently chocolate and soda some where here if the gand girls didn't find them all. Thats me my friends. Warm hugs and flowers to all.
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by ezzemml 01 Apr 2008
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if any one from that era entered my sewing room i would be bared for life from ever sewing again.loved this item... I think that the clean dress is to keep all the new materials you work with clean and fresh. As a dressmaker you shold always be clean especially when sewing for others . Material takes on odours quickly and some materials need drycleaning.And some things new don't look new onced washed.
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by libster2896 07 Apr 2008
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Well, girls, it has been loveley, but as I am going to jail soon, I fear I shant be back. You see, I read this piece of 1949 rubbish to my husband and he agreed with it. However, while they might lock me up, they will never find his remains.......LOL
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by marjialexa 07 Apr 2008
Oh, Lib, I really did laugh out loud! If your stash is like mine, they'd never find something as small as a body in it! But then, you'd have to 'put on a clean dress' and wash all the material once they left, LOL LOL. M
by libster2896 07 Apr 2008
I dressed him up in a patchwork shirt and pants and stitched him to a quilt and threw him on the floor then proceeded to sort out the stash. I never did finish cleaning up. do you think they'll ever find him???
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by blessinge 07 Apr 2008
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Here I am in my sweat pants, t-shirt, socks and NO shoes. WHAT was I thinking? I must be lackadaisical fer sure. Thanks for sharing!
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by nonna57 08 Apr 2008
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I printed this off last week & took to my sewing class/"gossip" group. The response was great. Don't know how many copies were taken. Made our day.I liked the new version for today's woman.:)