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Now I lay me down to sleep,
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags,
Please lift my bum before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no grey,
As for my belly, Please take it away.
Keep me healthy, Keep me young,
And thank you Lord, For all you've done.
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Ha Ha He He! this made me laugh out loud. Love and blessings Chris
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Marg, if only this would come true!!!!!!!!!had to lol thanks i needed that. betty
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good one are you telling me all about yourself??rotfl carolyn
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04 Apr 2011
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I absolutely love this!! LoL moment and I needed it! Thank you for making me giggle!
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That was a funny poem. Will keep praying for the gravity to stay put.
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The Lord does miracles but I think he leaves this kind up to plastic surgeons, lol. Problem is that the Lord doesn't realize how much the plastic surgeons charge! I want liposuction, whyyyyyyyyyyy can't I have it????? LOL! It was funny Marg, thanks for the laugh!
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You've seen a picture of me? The grey in the hair is the easiest part ;o)
And how wonderful that the internet knows all your needs and right now there is a promotion for reducing wrinkles at the right site of the page...
Greetings, Bettina
And how wonderful that the internet knows all your needs and right now there is a promotion for reducing wrinkles at the right site of the page...
Greetings, Bettina
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Amen! Thanks for the big smile and good cheer that follows reading this one!
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I love it. Would you mined if I send this to a friend of mine? Judy
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I got it in an e-mail so it has probably been around the world several times. You can pass it on if you wish. Marg
Thank You
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grandmamek
05 Apr 2011
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Marg, Thanks for sharing this with us. It made me smile. Hugs, Mary
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wishfulthinking
06 Apr 2011
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Oh this is soooooooooo funny.
Thank you for the giggle.
I shall use this prayer EVERY NITE!
Do you think it would help my image, even just a little.
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Thank you for the giggle.
I shall use this prayer EVERY NITE!
Do you think it would help my image, even just a little.
~x~
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No wonder that you have a bear as your avatar.LOL. Are you sure we are not related!!!!!!!! heeheehee. Marg
Rofl Marg. I think if I gave up the ciggies, my skin my improve somewhat! LOL
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06 Apr 2011
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Very cute, thanks for sharing this with us. Made me laugh!