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Nothing to do with embroidering, but I think a lot of you ladies can relate to these funnies, I know I definitely can, haha <<< more >>>
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<<< more >>> 1) I just wanted you to know I have entered the snapdragon part of my life ... part of me has snapped - and the rest of me is draggin' .......... 2) I don't skinny dip - I chunky dunk .......... 3) I'm not 50 something - I'm $49.95 plus shipping and handling .......... 4) I don't have hot flashes - I have short, private vacations in the tropics .......... 5) A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands .......... 6) I only have a kitchen because it came with the house .......... 7) Born free - now I'm expensive!!!
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Just couldn't resist posting these folks, hope all you people that can relate to these get a laugh out of them, haha! Hugs and flowers everyone have a fun day.
Hi Ruthie, I have a daughter also named Ruth. Just wanted you to know that I read these funnies at a 60th birthday party and now everyone wants a copy of them. Thanks for posting them. You made my day.
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Oh dear Ruthie you are always so funny. Thank you for sharing this. You made my day. I was so mad because my oldest son hit the little one and made a brush in his eye and I wanted to cry but after all the punishment and everything, I came to Cute to forget about that and read your post and you really made me laugh. Thank you again. Flower and XoXo
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I am sorry to hear how your day has started. I send a hug of comfort and a flower in hopes it will only get better. May your little one heal quickly. Blessings ><>
Thank you Joanie. I felt your hug and smelled your flower here in New Jersey. flower an XoXo back to you.
Oh yes, letvia, sorry to hear that, these things happen so easily with children don't they. Hope that all is well soon, hugs and a flower for you sweetie.
it's good that something or someone can cheer you up.*4u2
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Thank you dear ruthie. This is a gr8 way to start the day (not quite 7am... pretty SADD eh). Blessings and *4U ><>
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There's nothing like a good laugh to start the day, is there joanie sweetie, hugs and a flower for you.
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Thanks for the little giggle I had while reading this Ruthie. I can definitely relate to this, as can almost any woman with a sense of humour surely. Cheers to you.
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Well, I certainly can tolgamum, it's so good that we can laugh at these things, and at ourselves, wouldn't life be so serious if we couldn't! Hugs and a flower for you sweetie.
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You my darling are a HOOT! Thanks....so funny!;0
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Hope you remember these at the most inappropriate moment - then strangers will be wondering why you have such a grin on your face, haha! Hugs and a flower for you jrob sweetie.
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You sure can cheer up everybody who needs it, *4u with the many flowers you have already
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Thank you gerry sweetie, hugs and a flower for you.
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You always seem to find these nice stories to cheer us up. Thank you and here's a flower.
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I love a good laugh mops, and who better to share it with than my beautiful family here, hugs and a flower sweetie.
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marjialexa
24 Apr 2008
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Ruthie, you made my day! Now I realize it's just a *lot* of 'shipping & handling', hee hee hee! Luv ya, thanks for posting these! Marji
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Isn't 'shipping & handling' so darned expensive these days, haha! Love you too marji sweetie, hugs and flowers for you, or maybe I should send you chocolates instead seeing as how you work for a florist! Keep well.
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simplyrosie
24 Apr 2008
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Thanks Ruthie, for the chuckle! I'm having a frustrating day at work dealing with incompetent people... ugh!!!! I definitely needed this funny to read. ;-) xoxo
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I know where ur coming from Teri & sympathize about incompetent people. In the meantime Im so far out in the boonies I only have access to Dial up & it's taking 10 min. to comment today
Oy vey! I would definitely go nuts... I keep praying for that "patience" thing, but in order to get it, I have to be given tests and trials... LORD knows I'll be going around this same mountain over and over for a long time. lol
You have my sympathy teri, so pleased this helped you, hugs and a flower sweetie.
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I have laughed 'till I can't anynore. That is all me in a nutshell ruthie 'ceptin I'm a little more than $49.95 You gotta add tax ,shippin & carrying & delivery charges & a tip for the delivery man U r gr8 **s 4U
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I know exactly what you mean by a little more than $49.95, I'm up there too, every year I turn 21 again, and every year my DH, darling that he is, tells me exactly how many 21st I've had - and believe me it's way too many, but it sure beats the alternative, haha!!! Hugs and a flower sweetie.
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Most of us can understand all of the statements. Thanks.
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My pleasure, hugs and a flower for you clawton sweetie.
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Thanks Ruthie! We can always count on you to brighten our day. I had meetings all day so I'm dead tired. This really gave me a lift. Thanks. :)
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So pleased I could give you a much needed lift dkjack sweetie, hugs and a flower to lift your jaded spirit.
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Ruthie, This is me to the Tee. Thanks for making my day. Hope your day is a s good as mine is.:) *4u
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I knew there were a lot of ladies here who could relate to this, hugs and a flower for you nonna sweetie.
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That's me over and over again Ruthie! thanks for shareing and making our day so enjoyable!! Everyone needs a good laugh onces in a while. Warm hugs and flowers to you.
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I don't know about *once in a while*, I need my laugh every day, and the more the better, I live on laughs, haha!!! Hugs and a flower for you too tmbache sweetie.