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by mranderson 25 Jan 2012 ( edited Jan 26'12 04:00 )
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My Aussie Day joke. Happy Australia Day to all Aussies. Yes, we have blondes here too!!!!!!!!!!!! Marg

A blonde was on holiday and driving through Darwin.

She desperately wanted to take home a pair of genuine crocodile shoes but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.

After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle on prices" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted,

"Well then, maybe I'll just go out and catch my own crocodile, so I can get a pair of shoes for free".

The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, "Little lady, just go and give it a try!”

The blonde headed out toward the river, determined to catch a crocodile!

Later in the day, as the shopkeeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the bank where he spots the same young woman standing waist deep in the murky water, a shotgun in her hand.

Just then, he spots a huge 3 metre croc swimming rapidly toward her.
With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and hauls it onto the slimy banks of the river.

Lying nearby were 7 more of the dead creatures, all lying on their backs.

The shopkeeper stood on the bank, watching in silent amazement.

The blonde struggled and flipped the croc onto its back. Rolling her eyes heavenward, she screams in great frustration.........

"SH1T! SH1T! SH1T! THIS ONE'S BAREFOOT TOO!”

Comments (13)
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by fannyfurkin 25 Jan 2012
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ha ha ha.
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by pennifold 25 Jan 2012
+7
There's nothing like a blonde joke and to boot it has an Aussie theme - laughing my head off at this one! Love Chris
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by gramsbear 25 Jan 2012
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Thanx!!! I needed that after reading some of the posts....
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by asterixsew 25 Jan 2012
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Marge, this is another brilliant joke. I am useless at telling or remembering what I have been told. Have a good Australia Day
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by mi30kaja 25 Jan 2012
+5
Love this. Have just sent it to all of my Australian friends.
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by jacquipaul 25 Jan 2012
+5
Funny one.
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by cfidl 26 Jan 2012
+4
As long as it is not a Polish joke! besides I'm a dirty blonde. Reminds me of another group in this world, politicians! Live Laugh Download Stitch!
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by vickiannette 26 Jan 2012
+4
another good blondie joke!
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by tilde01 26 Jan 2012
+3
Love it and you don't have to be an Aussie to appreciate it.
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by meganne 26 Jan 2012
+2
hahahahahahaha! Love it!
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by justonlyme 26 Jan 2012
+2
I'll have to pass this one on to a friend of mine. She seriously thinks that blonde jokes were made especially for her. But then again, she is the epitome of the dingy blonde!! And she knows it. She loves the jokes, so that is just fine with her. :)
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by katydid 26 Jan 2012
+1
You are too much!! Glad my dk brown is gray!!
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by emily16838 26 Jan 2012
+1
Thanks for the laugh