I found something clean out my dad's wallet, just wanted to share. If you could post in DBC just let me know.

The farmers’ Love Letter
My Sweet Potato, Do you Carrot all for me? You are the Apple of my eye, with your Radish hair and Turnip nose. My heart Beets for you. My love for you is as strong as Onions. If we Cantaloupe, Lettuce marry and we will be a happy Pear.