I am sharing this joke here and not on Personal because I really enjoyed it :)

LADY’S YEARLY EXAM
I went to the doctor for my yearly physical. The nurse started with certain basics.

“How much do you weigh?” she asked.
“60 kilos,” I said.
The nurse put me on the scale.
It turns out my weight is 87.

The nurse asked, “Your height?”
“168 cms,” I said.
The nurse checked and saw that I only measured 158.

She then took my blood pressure and said that it is very high.

“Of course it’s high!” I screamed, “When I came in here I was tall and slender and now I am short and fat!”

She put me on Prozac.

What a bitch!!!!