Here's an embroidery joke for you:

A blonde had just purchased some lingerie and asked the salesperson if it would be possible to have the sentence, "If you can read this you're too damn close" embroidered on the panties and bra.

"Yes Madame," said the salesperson. "I'm quite sure that could be arranged. Would you prefer block or script letters?"

The blonde replied.........................................................



"Braille"