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by dennis999 27 Mar 2013 ( edited Mar 29'13 00:46 )
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27 March 2013: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror. "You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled......my chest sags down to my waist, and my rear end is sticking out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a few moments thinking about her question and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice.........................................................................

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



Services for the husband will be held on Saturday morning at 10:30 a.m. at Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.

Comments (7)
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by cherylgauteng 27 Mar 2013
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Good and a warning
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by jrob 27 Mar 2013
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The noblemen’s voices were hushed, and their tongues stuck to the roof of their mouths.
Job 29:9-11
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by vickiannette 27 Mar 2013
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good punch-line!
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by rsehorse 28 Mar 2013
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I was thinking, that is about the time he would get hit up side the head. Then I saw the last paragraph. Really cute. hugs, Susan
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by marianb 28 Mar 2013
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I guess we're all attending then!
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by jerrib 28 Mar 2013
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Dennis, Thank you for joining this group. Between you, Mariejooste and Loralye, you keep us in stitches and not my machine.
Keep us chuckling with your jokes. You must be a hoot and a party...
Jerri
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by draco 29 Mar 2013
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Love your jokes. Keep them coming !!