27 March 2013: A husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror. "You know dear," she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled......my chest sags down to my waist, and my rear end is sticking out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He studies hard for a few moments thinking about her question and then says in a soft, thoughtful voice.........................................................................

"Well, there's nothing wrong with your eyesight."



Services for the husband will be held on Saturday morning at 10:30 a.m. at Anselm's Memorial Chapel. Female friends of the family are invited.