28 March 2013: BEING HURT.

A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to ride on the Ferris Wheel, but the husband wasn't comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a heap at her husbands feet. The husband knelt down next to his wife and asked her, "Are you hurt, dear?"

"Of course I'm hurt!" she replied. "Three times around and you didn't wave once!!"