Need your help cuties,

I want to make an apron for my sister who just retired in May, I am looking for a design depicitng a women relaxing maybe in a chair (something like a couch potato) but I want a woman who is pleasantly blump or well endowed. It can be a woman anything but working lol. All the designs I am finding are skinny ladies and that just won't do. Something comical as I will add the wording

''I don't want to, I don't have to, you can't make me, I'm retired''.
any help would be appreciated, I have searched my many designs but have doing that foots the bill.

hugs and TIA
Michelle