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by mnladyus 05 Oct 2013 ( edited Oct 09'13 05:53 )
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This REALLY made me chuckle.

Sitting on the highway waiting to catch speeders, a state police officer saw a car puttering along at 22 M.P.H. He thinks to himself, that car is just as dangerous as a speeder. So, he turns his lights on and pulls the car over. Approaching the car, he notices there are 5 old ladies, two at the front and 3 at the back, wide eyed and looking like ghosts. The driver obviously confused said,"Officer, I don't understand, I wasn't doing over the speed limit!, What seems to be the problem?" "Ma'am," the officer said, "you should know that driving slower than the speed limit can also be dangerous". "Slower than the speed limit? NO SIR! I was doing exactly 22 miles an hour", the old woman said proudly. The officer containing a chuckle explains that 22 was the route number, not the speed limit. A bit embarrassed, the woman grinned, thanking the officer for pointing out her error. "Before I go Ma'am, I have to ask, is everyone OK? These women seem badly shaken and haven't uttered a word all this time" "Oh! they will be alright in a minute, Officer, we just got off Route 142.

Comments (16)
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by blueeyedblonde 05 Oct 2013
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lol! love it!
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by sbott54 05 Oct 2013
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Oh my! Thanks for the great chuckle!
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by draco 05 Oct 2013
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Thank you for the humor. Love this!!
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by 02kar 05 Oct 2013
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I have always loved this story. Thanks for the laughter while reading it again. It never grows old.
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by pennifold 05 Oct 2013
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Very funny! Love Chris
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by beatie58 06 Oct 2013
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LOL!
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by clawton 06 Oct 2013
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So cute!!! Was a good laugh
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by zoefzoef 06 Oct 2013
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LOL
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by lindalee757 06 Oct 2013
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LOL-that was cute! ~linda~
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by babolucia 07 Oct 2013
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lol...I actually was confused about that when I first started driving in the States. I was driving on I-75 and I thought 75 was the speed limit. Fortunately it wasn't far off--the speed limit is 70.
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by ajmmjs 07 Oct 2013
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HA HA HA HA HAHA HA!!!! mostly this was so funny cuz someday......,lynne
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by graceandham 07 Oct 2013
This was my boys' joke when they learned to drive and we lived in Atlanta - go 75 on I-75 and 85 on I-85. I'd say, okay, but don't me catch you on I-285!
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by juanitadenney 07 Oct 2013
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Very funny- I always like to end my computer visit with a chuckle. Juanita
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by osueo 07 Oct 2013
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This mad my day.

God bless you!!!!
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by hightechgrammy 07 Oct 2013
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Made me laugh, and I really need it!
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by katherinesue 07 Oct 2013
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Very funny. I needed a laugh.
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by cfidl 09 Oct 2013
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Cute! Lol!