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Dear Cuties take this bit of advice to heart
DO NOT PUT YOUR HEMOROID OINTMENT WHERE YOU NORMALY KEEP YOUR TOOTHPASTE
. Do not ask why i tell you this Just take it for granted that the hemoroid ointment does not taste anything like peppermint
annie in the uk
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Errrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr......................thank you Annie (I think) lol
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Dennis, you ARE incorrigible!
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A flower for your garden dear Annie.
I hope the nasty taste and effects are gone very soon.
I hope the nasty taste and effects are gone very soon.
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highlandermom
05 Mar 2014
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Can't spell the pluh sound I just made even thinking about it. Hope your tongue did not get affected and shrink. lol. I do remember reading once about some ladies swear it helps remove wrinkles around the face.
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I take your word for it and won't try and find out what it tastes like. Flower for you!
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this is right up there with the lady who put super glue in her eyes as eye drops. Yuck!
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Yes your gums will shrink and your hemorrhoids will sparkle. lol
Sorry Annie,couldn't help myself
Bev
Sorry Annie,couldn't help myself
Bev
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And you know this........................how?
Cause she tried it to :):)Sorry Bev.
I stuck my foot in that one . So I've heard. lol
Bev, Bev, Bev...
Just think of what the dentist would ask.
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asterixsew
05 Mar 2014
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OK Annie I will accept your advice here and not try for myself. Sounds a lot worse than mistaking hair spray for spray on deodorant. Hope you are now recovered from the experience. If there is a laugh of the day I think you have given it to us
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Words of wisdom to live by! Lol!!! By the way I have read it does work for wrinkles on our face, I would buy a new tube exclusive for that area. FYI Hahaha!!! I've not tried it but might someday.
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06 Mar 2014
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There was a cartoon in the paper this morning just like your lesson. Husband said to wife (while she was brushing her teeth and he was holding the "toothpaste") " I wondered why your kisses had been tasting like diaper rash cream!!"
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Is he still alive?
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06 Mar 2014
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I suppose that is better than grabbing the toothpaste, thinking it is hemorrhoid cream! That minty freshness might be a tad bit uncomfortable. How funny.
My neighbor had a similar incident. She has the world's worst case of ADHD. She reached in to her medicine cabinet and took out a bottle of "eye drops" and used it in both eyes. Turns out, she had White-Out. It put her in the hospital for a while. I have since wondered why she used it on the second eye. She is fine now, and still keeps the White-Out in the bathroom.
My neighbor had a similar incident. She has the world's worst case of ADHD. She reached in to her medicine cabinet and took out a bottle of "eye drops" and used it in both eyes. Turns out, she had White-Out. It put her in the hospital for a while. I have since wondered why she used it on the second eye. She is fine now, and still keeps the White-Out in the bathroom.
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06 Mar 2014
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Than k you for the advice annie and thank you for brightening my day....soozie
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Would that make your mouth go into a shape like a cat's bum? I'm still giggling about this image! Made my evening! Love chris
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Mrs. P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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06 Mar 2014
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Years ago I was a houseparent to a group of blind folk and one of our ladies with a "glass" eye removed it and cleaned it with the wrong medication, which was in same sized tube, an acne medication. It stung, which was not funny. But what was funny was when she reached the skin doc to ask what if anything she should do. He didn't know she had a prosthesis and became more and more perplexed as to why she was putting a medication in her eye! Our blind folk laughed about it for months, under the general conversation topic of "doctors don't know everything."
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I am sorry, I know it is not funny, but I started laughing before I even finished reading. I really am sorry.
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I remember when I was a teenager, I spent the night with a friend and her Mom screamed from the bathroom. She had brushed her teeth with a hair product in a tube. Probably a butch wax or similar. We all laughed. I understand. Once I remove my glasses , I am no longer responsible as what I see. Kay
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We have Hemoroide ointment over here in the UK called very apropriatly (Considering where it is to be applied )
Anusol .
The only problem comes if you ask your pharmacist if she has
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I kid you not.... I just take it off the shelf and keep my mouth shut and hand the money over
Anusol .
The only problem comes if you ask your pharmacist if she has
An us ol
I kid you not.... I just take it off the shelf and keep my mouth shut and hand the money over
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Given the way you have used this ointment recently, you could do no worse than to keep your mouth shut...........lol
lol,you made me choke on my coffee Dennis. It's hard to drink and laugh at the same time. Annie and Dennis thank you for this weeks smile. ;)
that is just so true. Mind you i have just read that the ointment reduces wrinkles wonder if that is why i have no lines on my butt. Wonder if it will work around my eyes
We believe you Annie.....................honest. Rest assured, there will be no calls for photographic evidence!!
I know it is used under the eyes to reduce baggy evidence of late nights. Never tried it on wrinkles. Might give it a try as all that stuff for "mature skin" costs a fortune - I'd rather buy some scissors than expect miracles.
wonder if we can buy it in economy size Mops or BOGOF
at out age what have we to loose otjher than the wrinkles, If it can firm the skin i just may have to spread it over my boobs. over the bat wings.
at out age what have we to loose otjher than the wrinkles, If it can firm the skin i just may have to spread it over my boobs. over the bat wings.
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Oh noooooo! But thanks for the laugh! Really needed it today! :)
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giggle!!!! Oh, Boy! I needed that laugh. I'm glad it's you that had the experience.
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