Some thoughts about retirement which made me smile:

How many days in a week?
Answer: 6 Saturdays, 1 Sunday

What's the biggest gripe of retirees?
Answer: There is not enough time to get everything done.

Why don't retirees mind being called Seniors?
Answer: The term comes with a 10% discount.

Among retirees, what is considered formal attire?
Answer: Tied shoes.

What is the common term for someone who enjoys work and refuses to retire?
Answer: NUTS!

Why are retirees so slow to clean out the basement, attic or garage?
Answer: They know that as soon as they do, one of their adult kids will want to store stuff there.

What's the biggest advantage of going back to school as a retiree?
Answer: If you cut classes, no one calls your parents.